Holy Driver....

**50cal** · 08-01-2004, 05:24 PM

The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, “Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once.”

“Well, here,” the limo driver says, “Take the wheel, Your Holiness!”

Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, “I just pulled over someone real important and I don’t know what to do.”

“Well, who is it?” his dispatcher says, “The mayor? The governor? The president?”

“I don’t know,” the officer responds, “but the Pope’s his chauffer!”

River Spirit · 08-01-2004, 06:56 PM

:driving: :curtainca :dancer: :clapping:

**little wolf** · 08-01-2004, 07:45 PM

THANKS FOR KEEPING ME AMUSED THIS WEEK END!!! Dang it my smilies won't work! oh well at least I can do this..:)

**50cal** · 08-01-2004, 08:51 PM

No prob......

Lakota_Lady · 08-02-2004, 05:33 PM

This is one I can tell my Grandma, she'll get a good laugh out of it!

**Ta'neeszahnii Techno** · 08-02-2004, 06:34 PM

Just sitting here laughing ... funny 50cal.

08-01-2004, 05:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Looking for some bad guys... Posts: 7,332	Holy Driver.... The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, “Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once.” “Well, here,” the limo driver says, “Take the wheel, Your Holiness!” Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, “I just pulled over someone real important and I don’t know what to do.” “Well, who is it?” his dispatcher says, “The mayor? The governor? The president?” “I don’t know,” the officer responds, “but the Pope’s his chauffer!” __________________ "Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a Marine"

08-01-2004, 06:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
River Spirit Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sacramento CA on the American River Posts: 800	:driving: :curtainca :dancer: :clapping: __________________ "The Cleveland Indians are going to change their name. They don't want to be known as a team that perpetuates racial stereotypes. From now on they're just going to be called the Indians." - Native Comedian Vaughn Eaglebear, Colville/Lakota

08-01-2004, 07:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	THANKS FOR KEEPING ME AMUSED THIS WEEK END!!! Dang it my smilies won't work! oh well at least I can do this..:) __________________

08-01-2004, 08:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Looking for some bad guys... Posts: 7,332	No prob...... __________________ "Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a Marine"

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08-02-2004, 05:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lakota_Lady Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: Bismarck Posts: 284	This is one I can tell my Grandma, she'll get a good laugh out of it!

08-02-2004, 06:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ta'neeszahnii Techno PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 7,326	Just sitting here laughing ... funny 50cal.

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