Tickle me Elmo.....

**50cal** · 07-31-2004, 06:52 PM

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there’s a knock at the personnel manager’s door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she’s incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.

Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo’s legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, “I’m sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 07-31-2004, 07:19 PM

**little wolf** · 07-31-2004, 09:45 PM

I love your jokes....

owleyes · 08-01-2004, 07:12 AM

That was great!

**WocusWoman** · 08-01-2004, 08:05 AM

OH my gosh, I have to call my mom and share that one tomorrow!

07-31-2004, 06:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In a socialist state..... Posts: 7,133	Tickle me Elmo..... A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there’s a knock at the personnel manager’s door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she’s incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo’s legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, “I’m sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.” __________________ "Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a Marine"

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little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	I love your jokes.... __________________

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owleyes Junior Dancer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: KY Posts: 238	That was great! __________________ If you cannot find what you seek within, you will not find it without.

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