Don't get lost!!!!

**50cal** · 07-31-2004, 06:40 PM

A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas.

Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start.

He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Mahon) agreed to answer his questions.

The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the happiest?

Farmer Mahon replied, “One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that lost it.”

“I can’t print that,” said the reporter, “Is there another event that made you really happy?” Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, “Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin’ young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her back to her daddy.”

Again the reporter knew he couldn’t print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Mahon, “Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad?” Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, “Well, I got lost once.”

River Spirit · 07-31-2004, 08:36 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo sicko! :Crazy

**little wolf** · 07-31-2004, 09:34 PM

wowwww, FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! Good one

owleyes · 08-01-2004, 07:25 AM

:clap: ROFLMFAO!!!!

rez_hopper · 05-30-2008, 05:45 PM

This joke is 4 years old and still funny.

**Chevy_truckin_NDN** · 05-30-2008, 06:10 PM

GAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! That was so funny.

**Kakeeya** · 05-30-2008, 06:48 PM

Squeal like a pig!

LMAO

**badmaninc** · 05-30-2008, 08:19 PM

Dude, just don't say anything about gumboots.

jwashee · 05-30-2008, 10:01 PM

oOOOOOH MAN !!!! I almost clicked off until i got it. that is WHA-RONG!!!!

timmy tiger · 05-31-2008, 12:48 AM

ROFLMAO--that's funny. Oh that is sooooooooooooo bad.LMAO

**50cal** · 06-07-2008, 08:33 PM

LOL!!!.. I forgot about this one....LOL!!!....still cracking up about it.......

New2itall · 06-11-2008, 01:16 AM

Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...

**Kiwehnzii** · 06-11-2008, 01:33 PM

Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...

I don't get it.

New2itall · 06-11-2008, 02:16 PM

I don't get it.[/quote]

Be glad you don't get it. Be very glad.

**50cal** · 07-08-2008, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New2itall

Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...

LOL!!!.....if you're from arkansas, I believe you......LOL!!!!

07-31-2004, 06:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Looking for some bad guys... Posts: 7,332	Don't get lost!!!! A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas. Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start. He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Mahon) agreed to answer his questions. The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the happiest? Farmer Mahon replied, “One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that lost it.” “I can’t print that,” said the reporter, “Is there another event that made you really happy?” Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, “Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin’ young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her back to her daddy.” Again the reporter knew he couldn’t print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Mahon, “Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad?” Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, “Well, I got lost once.” __________________ "Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a Marine"

07-31-2004, 08:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
River Spirit Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sacramento CA on the American River Posts: 800	OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo sicko! :Crazy __________________ "The Cleveland Indians are going to change their name. They don't want to be known as a team that perpetuates racial stereotypes. From now on they're just going to be called the Indians." - Native Comedian Vaughn Eaglebear, Colville/Lakota

07-31-2004, 09:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	wowwww, FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! Good one __________________

08-01-2004, 07:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
owleyes Junior Dancer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: KY Posts: 238	:clap: ROFLMFAO!!!! __________________ If you cannot find what you seek within, you will not find it without.

05-30-2008, 06:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Chevy_truckin_NDN Pawnee Captive Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: 2 miles south, take the 1st dirt road to your right. See the white fence? Thats us! Posts: 4,677 Blog Entries: 29	GAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! That was so funny. __________________ I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. ... Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. ~~I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.~~ ~~I can see your point, but I still think you're full of **** .~~

05-30-2008, 05:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
rez_hopper Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Dallas,TX Posts: 67	This joke is 4 years old and still funny.

05-30-2008, 06:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kakeeya PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: By a mountain on the Rez Posts: 2,553	Squeal like a pig! LMAO

05-30-2008, 08:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
badmaninc PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saanich Tribes, B.C. Posts: 3,037	Dude, just don't say anything about gumboots.

05-30-2008, 10:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
jwashee Ho-tem-ma-ha!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wichita/ Ks. Posts: 105	oOOOOOH MAN !!!! I almost clicked off until i got it. that is WHA-RONG!!!! __________________ It's not what is in your heart that defines the person you are, it's your actions.http://www.mytribalspace.com/tribal/jwashee

05-31-2008, 12:48 AM	#10 (permalink)
timmy tiger Head Dancer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: where ever there are babies or children you can find me Posts: 17,729 Blog Entries: 4	ROFLMAO--that's funny. Oh that is sooooooooooooo bad.LMAO

06-07-2008, 08:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Looking for some bad guys... Posts: 7,332	LOL!!!.. I forgot about this one....LOL!!!....still cracking up about it....... __________________ "Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a Marine"

06-11-2008, 01:16 AM	#12 (permalink)
New2itall Halito! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Arkansas Posts: 624	Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots...

06-11-2008, 01:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
Kiwehnzii Oldfart Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,871	Dangit! I am from Arkansaw! An' we don't go tellin' personal stories like that! Especially since that one time when our pet goat got lost. Came back wearin' rubber boots... I don't get it.

06-11-2008, 02:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
New2itall Halito! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Arkansas Posts: 624	I don't get it.[/quote] Be glad you don't get it. Be very glad.