Order Up!!!!

**50cal** · 07-31-2004, 06:36 PM

A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be one cent.”
“ONE CENT!” exclaimed the guy, the barman replied, “Yes.”
So the guy glanced over at the menu, and he asked, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, loaded baked potato, salad and chocolate cake?”
“Certainly sir,” replied the bartender, “but all that comes to real money.”
“How much money?” inquired the guy.
“Four cents,” he replies.
“FOUR cents!!!!” exclaimed the guy.
“Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The barman replied, “Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy said, “What’s he doing with your wife?”
The bartender replied, “Same thing I’m doing down here to his business.”

**little wolf** · 07-31-2004, 09:58 PM

you are being a comedian today, aren't you??? again, funny, funny, funny

**jdazmum** · 08-01-2004, 01:01 AM

That's real funny!!

owleyes · 08-01-2004, 07:10 AM

**WocusWoman** · 08-01-2004, 08:13 AM

good and funny.

07-31-2004, 06:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Looking for some bad guys... Posts: 7,332	Order Up!!!! A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be one cent.” “ONE CENT!” exclaimed the guy, the barman replied, “Yes.” So the guy glanced over at the menu, and he asked, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, loaded baked potato, salad and chocolate cake?” “Certainly sir,” replied the bartender, “but all that comes to real money.” “How much money?” inquired the guy. “Four cents,” he replies. “FOUR cents!!!!” exclaimed the guy. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The barman replied, “Upstairs with my wife.” The guy said, “What’s he doing with your wife?” The bartender replied, “Same thing I’m doing down here to his business.” __________________ "Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a Marine"

07-31-2004, 09:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	you are being a comedian today, aren't you??? again, funny, funny, funny __________________

08-01-2004, 07:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
owleyes Junior Dancer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: KY Posts: 238	__________________ If you cannot find what you seek within, you will not find it without.

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08-01-2004, 01:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
jdazmum lil of this lil of that Join Date: May 2004 Location: Always on the move Posts: 1,167	That's real funny!!

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WocusWoman N8tiffUmatillaMAMA Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Interior Alaska Posts: 2,737	good and funny.

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