Monkeys and food....

**50cal** · 07-31-2004, 06:19 PM

A man enters a bar with his pet monkey. The man walks straight up to the bar when his monkey companion jumps on a nearby pool table grabs a pool ball and swallows it whole. The bartender, shocked, asks the man “Why in the hell did he do that?”

The man replies, “He always eats things whole.”

Two days latter the same man with his monkey go into the same bar. This time the monkey follows the man to the bar. The monkey grabs a peanut off the bar sticks it up his arse and then eats it.

The bartender shocked at this asks, “Why did he stick it up his arse first?” The man replies, “Ever since the pool ball he makes sure everything will fit.”

**little wolf** · 07-31-2004, 10:01 PM

Lol......... :)

owleyes · 08-01-2004, 07:18 AM

yuck! LOL! :rofl2:

07-31-2004, 06:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Looking for some bad guys... Posts: 7,332	Monkeys and food.... A man enters a bar with his pet monkey. The man walks straight up to the bar when his monkey companion jumps on a nearby pool table grabs a pool ball and swallows it whole. The bartender, shocked, asks the man “Why in the hell did he do that?” The man replies, “He always eats things whole.” Two days latter the same man with his monkey go into the same bar. This time the monkey follows the man to the bar. The monkey grabs a peanut off the bar sticks it up his arse and then eats it. The bartender shocked at this asks, “Why did he stick it up his arse first?” The man replies, “Ever since the pool ball he makes sure everything will fit.” __________________ "Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a Marine"

07-31-2004, 10:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Lol......... :) __________________

08-01-2004, 07:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
owleyes Junior Dancer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: KY Posts: 238	yuck! LOL! :rofl2: __________________ If you cannot find what you seek within, you will not find it without.

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