Ta'neeszahnii Techno

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican guy opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."



The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican guy opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.


At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife ."Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."

50cal

LOL!!!!!!! Funny!!!!!!

__________________


"Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a Marine"

little wolf

That was FUNNY!!!!!!! I just love those BLONDE jokes and in my opinion from the blondes I know, they are really that way..

__________________

nt_inuk

heh heh heh

good one Ta'neeszahnii Techno

:rofl2:

__________________

Inuk*

"A person who works with their hands is a laborer,

A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,

A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

little wolf

I read it again and it's still funny! hey, here's one, how do you know that a blonde has been using your computer?????? there will be white out on the screen!!! there are so many of these jokes i think i'll start a thread on it..

__________________