nt_inuk

A couple of newfie hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my
gawd! help My friend just died. He's dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him, says, "Take it easy I'll help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's a short pause and then the operator hears a gun shot!

The newfie comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

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Inuk*

"A person who works with their hands is a laborer,

A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,

A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

River Spirit

Since my Aunt was from Newfoundland I got this one...I guess they are the butt of alot of jokes up in Ca-na-da, eh?

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"The Cleveland Indians are going to change their name. They don't want to be known as a team that perpetuates racial stereotypes. From now on they're just going to be called the Indians." - Native Comedian Vaughn Eaglebear, Colville/Lakota

Ta'neeszahnii Techno

Funny!

nt_inuk

lmebo @ eh!

i don't know if their the butt of all jokes, but i sure lol when i read it ...

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Inuk*

"A person who works with their hands is a laborer,

A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,

A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".