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Dirty Little Jokes!
Dirty Little Jokes!
Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming. Q. What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater? A. An Armadildo Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. What do you call the art of erotic paper folding? Origasmi Streetwalkers slogan: It's a business to do pleasure with you. Q. How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull? A. Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.
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don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough ![]() Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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ROCKIN' THE FREE WORLD
Join Date: Jun 2004
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shame on you!!!! LOL cute jokes
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if i could change i would, take back the pain i would. retrace every wrong move that i made i would. stand up and take the blame i would. i would take all my shame to the grave KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD! WHAT'S 5'8 200lbs and HARD ALL OVER? how come everytime i turn around someone is speaking spanish to me? this is new HONOR THY CHILDREN |
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Natural Born Killer......
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Looking for some bad guys...
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A masked man walks into a bank with a gun, and says, “ Put your hands up!”
The girl replies “This is not a real bank. this is a sperm bank.” He says “I know. Open that door up and take out one of those bottles and drink one.” She does and the man takes off his mask, and the girl realizes it’s her husband. “That wasn’t so hard, was it?”he says.
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commander bun-bun
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don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough ![]() Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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