07-28-2004, 08:57 PM
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commander bun-bun
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War wounds
A guy went into a public washroom and had to use the only available
urinal, which was between two elderly men. He glanced to his left and saw the guy pissing, but there were two streams. "What the hell is that?" he asked. "War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes." Then the guy looked to his right and saw three streams. "What the hell is that?" "War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes." The two veterans then looked over at the guy in the middle and saw 12 streams! "War wound?" they both asked. "Naah, my zipper's stuck."
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07-28-2004, 09:07 PM
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Omg!!!!! !!!!!!!
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if i could change i would, take back the pain i would. retrace every wrong move that i made i would. stand up and take the blame i would. i would take all my shame to the grave KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD! WHAT'S 5'8 200lbs and HARD ALL OVER? how come everytime i turn around someone is speaking spanish to me? this is new HONOR THY CHILDREN |
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07-28-2004, 09:08 PM
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ROCKIN' THE FREE WORLD
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what's wrong with you commander bun-bun?!
j/k
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if i could change i would, take back the pain i would. retrace every wrong move that i made i would. stand up and take the blame i would. i would take all my shame to the grave KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD! WHAT'S 5'8 200lbs and HARD ALL OVER? how come everytime i turn around someone is speaking spanish to me? this is new HONOR THY CHILDREN |
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07-28-2004, 09:10 PM
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commander bun-bun
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:rofl2: just being me :)
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don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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