Ginger

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Donna. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fourteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last two Iraqi with her bare hands.."

"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story???"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Donna when she's drinking."

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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Thumper

thank you for making me laugh..... =))

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if i could change i would, take back the pain i would. retrace every wrong move that i made i would. stand up and take the blame i would. i would take all my shame to the grave
KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD!
WHAT'S 5'8 200lbs and HARD ALL OVER?
how come everytime i turn around someone is speaking spanish to me? this is new
HONOR THY CHILDREN

Ginger

Your Welcome :)

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don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough




Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

little wolf

That was funnyyyyyyyyyy...lol

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nt_inuk

ty for making my afternoon end with a lol


ps: good to read some of ur jokes again

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Inuk*

"A person who works with their hands is a laborer,

A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,

A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

owleyes

You got some good ones!!!

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