07-27-2004, 07:39 PM
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Explain This ....
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device ... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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07-27-2004, 10:44 PM
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ROCKIN' THE FREE WORLD
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that was nice.... i like your jokes...
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if i could change i would, take back the pain i would. retrace every wrong move that i made i would. stand up and take the blame i would. i would take all my shame to the grave KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD! WHAT'S 5'8 200lbs and HARD ALL OVER? how come everytime i turn around someone is speaking spanish to me? this is new HONOR THY CHILDREN |
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07-28-2004, 12:02 PM
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lol
I can't believe some one gave me a bad rep for this "JOKE"
OMG I send THAT person a lil' Happy dust any ways
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07-28-2004, 07:13 PM
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This is one of your best! I give it an A+
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07-28-2004, 07:47 PM
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07-28-2004, 07:51 PM
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:Thumbs right on ... as long as ya had a lil' lol ... :)
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07-28-2004, 07:53 PM
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lol ... thanks Spirit of Seattle
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i just re read it and yes ... :rofl2: i agree with ya ... have a grrrrrrrreat nite - friend
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