Ojipelodoba

there were 20 of the ugliest NDN's anyone has ever seen, they were so ugly they very rarely left there lodges. Because they were so ugly, they decided to form a club for ugly NDN's. After several meetings enough money was raised in the basket, so they decided to rent a bus, and go out into the big cities. Unfortuneatly, on the way out the bus driver, so shaken from the ugliness of these NDN's lost control, and drove down a steep cliff. All the ugly NDN's were killed in the accident.
Because they were good (Butt Ugly) NDN's, they found themselfs at the purly gates of heaven in Front of Saint Peter. St. Peter realizing how Butt ugly these NDN's were, decided that the creator most have made a mistake somewhere, because no one should have been made this ugly, decided to grant each of the 20 NDN's one wish. Anything they wanted.
So Peter lined up the 20 NdN's single file, and asked the first Ugly NDN what he wanted to wish for. He thought for a minute, and decided, because he was so ugly, for once he wanted to be a handsome powwow NDN, so <poof> St. Peter made him a Handsome powwow NDN as he wished.
From far in the back of the line there was a loud laugh.
Peter then asked the next ugly NDN, a woman, what she wanted from him for a wish, anything she liked. She says, well, Iv'e been so ugly all my life, and I like the looks of that handsome NDN, I think I would like to be a Beautiful Powwow NDN woman, and <poof> St. Peter granted her wish, and there stood the most beautiful NDN woman ever.
Now from the far back of the line, was much more laughter.
St. Peter continued down the line, and each of the men and woman wished for the same thing, being Handsome, or Being beautiful like the first NDN's wished for, and from far back in the line, the laughter continued, now hysterically. The last Ugly NDN was the one doing all the laughing, now he was laughing so hand, he was rolling on the ground, and holding his ribs because they ached so bad from laughings so hard.
Well, St. Peter had enough, and asked the Last NDN why he was laughing so hard?? The NDN Just laughed, and laughed, and laughed. So St. Peter says, well I gave you my word. Even though you have disrupted my entire heaven with your Hysterical laughing and interupted this whole process, I am still an angel of my word and am going to give you your wish as I did the Others.

The Last laughing Ugly NDN says Alright then!!! Make them all Ugly again!!!!!

Anishinaabe_Kwezanz

That's mean, funny, but mean.

*Brown Eyed Gurl*

LOL...Siiiic:)

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SaponiMami

haha

AbBini

that is soooo Jacked up..... but yeah... a little funny