A Broken Heart

LadyRedtailedHawk · 03-30-2004, 02:57 AM

Mildred, 93, Was Despondent Over The Recent Death Of Her Husband Earl, So She Decided To Just Kill Herself And Join Him In Death. Thinking It Would Be Best To Get It Over With Quickly, She Took Out Earl's Old Army Pistol And Made The Decision To Shoot Herself In The Heart Since It Was So Badly Broken In The First Place .

Not Wanting To Miss The Vital Organ And Become A Vegetable And A Burden To Someone, She Called Her Doctor's Office To Learn Her Heart's Exact Location.

"since You're A Woman," The Doctor Said, "your Heart Is Just Below Your Left Breast. Why Do You Ask?" Mildred Hung-up Without Answering.

Later That Night, Mildred Was Admitted To The Hospital With A Gunshot Wound To Her Knee.

Soohkiisimsstaan · 03-30-2004, 03:32 PM

This is priceless! Thanks for the laugh!

La + * Mom · 03-30-2004, 03:47 PM

had to read 3x before I caught this one - !!! - makes one weary of growing old and saggy!

CactusButt · 03-30-2004, 03:50 PM

Holy cow that was so funny! lol

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 03-30-2004, 07:06 PM

LadyRedtailedHawk · 03-31-2004, 12:32 AM

BEWARE of age and gravity...they ruin a perky appearance.....a sign of this setting in is the "droop" when the nipples each look to the side and then comes the "toss em over the shoulder to wash underneath...that is where poor mildren was....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey duck tape fixes everything..wonder if it can fix that gravitational pull?

AlmostThere · 03-31-2004, 08:59 AM

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

biidabinukwe06 · 04-04-2004, 11:00 PM

that's funny! lol :rofl2:

03-30-2004, 02:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
LadyRedtailedHawk Junior Dancer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 123	A Broken Heart Mildred, 93, Was Despondent Over The Recent Death Of Her Husband Earl, So She Decided To Just Kill Herself And Join Him In Death. Thinking It Would Be Best To Get It Over With Quickly, She Took Out Earl's Old Army Pistol And Made The Decision To Shoot Herself In The Heart Since It Was So Badly Broken In The First Place . Not Wanting To Miss The Vital Organ And Become A Vegetable And A Burden To Someone, She Called Her Doctor's Office To Learn Her Heart's Exact Location. "since You're A Woman," The Doctor Said, "your Heart Is Just Below Your Left Breast. Why Do You Ask?" Mildred Hung-up Without Answering. Later That Night, Mildred Was Admitted To The Hospital With A Gunshot Wound To Her Knee. __________________ Measure a woman or man's worth not on what they have but on what they give and how they live their life. Speak the truth for a lie will bite you in the end!

03-30-2004, 03:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Soohkiisimsstaan Kootsaakiiyi'taa Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: look for the tipi with blue crows Posts: 316	Gotta Love The Lady!!! This is priceless! Thanks for the laugh!

03-30-2004, 03:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
La + * Mom Notoriou'sly' Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tax Exempt Country! Posts: 323	Lol! had to read 3x before I caught this one - !!! - makes one weary of growing old and saggy!

03-30-2004, 07:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,371 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

03-31-2004, 12:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
LadyRedtailedHawk Junior Dancer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 123	BEWARE of age and gravity...they ruin a perky appearance.....a sign of this setting in is the "droop" when the nipples each look to the side and then comes the "toss em over the shoulder to wash underneath...that is where poor mildren was.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hey duck tape fixes everything..wonder if it can fix that gravitational pull? __________________ Measure a woman or man's worth not on what they have but on what they give and how they live their life. Speak the truth for a lie will bite you in the end!

03-30-2004, 03:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
CactusButt Teen Dancer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 296	Holy cow that was so funny! lol

03-31-2004, 08:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
AlmostThere The Original OP CREW Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 971	:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: __________________ blah blah blah....

04-04-2004, 11:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
biidabinukwe06 Teen Dancer Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: up in cold country of wisconsin:) Posts: 312	that's funny! lol :rofl2: __________________ Truth is like the sun, you can shut it out for a time, but it ain't going away.

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