A Kiowa, Sioux and a Comanche...

foxnationwoman · 02-20-2004, 07:07 PM

Three Indian men, a Kiowa, a Sioux and a Comanche, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, Then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to hell."

The Kiowa then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The Kiowa reads it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the Kiowa disappeared.

The Sioux then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The Sioux reads it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the Sioux disappeared too.

The Comanche then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The Comanche then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the Comanche, "it's from my asshole." And the Comanche goes to Heaven.

Kio-Manche · 05-05-2004, 11:45 AM

Goot one!

TacO5000 · 05-09-2004, 06:14 PM

HaHahahah
came out Tha butt hole

05-09-2004, 11:00 PM

.....'''LMaO GOOT ONE ....GOOT ONE

**ojibwaysweetie** · 05-09-2004, 11:02 PM

**eucheefolife** · 05-10-2004, 02:04 AM

:rofl2: :rofl2:

Privateer6 · 05-10-2004, 02:07 AM

Rotflmoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lakota_Lady · 05-11-2004, 10:08 PM

:good&evil

SaponiMami · 05-17-2004, 12:42 PM

LOL!! funny

Tsogoudle · 02-23-2005, 06:09 PM

Survey says.................................pffffffffffft tttttttttt.

crow_reza · 02-23-2005, 10:21 PM

LMAO!!!!........WOOHOO!!! I give that one a "REALLY GOOT ONE!!!" I liked that one.

blkjack_daisy · 02-24-2005, 10:28 AM

Phew!
Lol!!!

La + * Mom · 02-25-2005, 02:28 PM

02-20-2004, 07:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
foxnationwoman Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Mile High City Posts: 83	A Kiowa, Sioux and a Comanche... Three Indian men, a Kiowa, a Sioux and a Comanche, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, Then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to hell." The Kiowa then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The Kiowa reads it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the Kiowa disappeared. The Sioux then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The Sioux reads it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the Sioux disappeared too. The Comanche then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The Comanche then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the Comanche, "it's from my asshole." And the Comanche goes to Heaven. __________________ Foxnationwoman

05-05-2004, 11:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Kio-Manche a.k.a Numunu1971 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ponca City, Ok. Born and Raised in Lawton Ok. Posts: 1,605	I like it Goot one! __________________ Kio-Manche Oklahoma Proud!!!

05-09-2004, 06:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
TacO5000 shesaysshelikesmy Dougie! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 666	HaHahahah came out Tha butt hole __________________ Dayum I make some keen DrumSticks!!!!!!

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05-09-2004, 11:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
bl@ckfoothoney Guest Posts: n/a	.....'''LMaO GOOT ONE ....GOOT ONE

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Privateer6 Like my new toy? Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Cylon occupied North Carolina Posts: 775	Rotflmoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lakota_Lady Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: Bismarck Posts: 284	:good&evil

05-17-2004, 12:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
SaponiMami SaPoNi4LiFe Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 74	LOL!! funny

02-23-2005, 06:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Tsogoudle Koi Mah-yee Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 32	Survey says.................................pffffffffffft tttttttttt.

02-23-2005, 10:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
crow_reza Grass Dance Bum Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tha streets of Crow, by Carpet Mills Posts: 179	LMAO!!!!........WOOHOO!!! I give that one a "REALLY GOOT ONE!!!" I liked that one. __________________ Put me in tha rez with crazy N-Dens and I'll survive Put me in tha city with crazy Whites and I'll die

02-24-2005, 10:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
blkjack_daisy #1 Sooner Fan Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Land of the Sooners Posts: 68	Phew! Lol!!!

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La + * Mom Notoriou'sly' Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tax Exempt Country! Posts: 323	__________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

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