Pope to Michael Jackson

theepowwowchic49 · 11-21-2003, 11:28 AM

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.
If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

Tibiki Kinew · 11-21-2003, 11:50 AM

roll me over and ask me to use the "vati can"

:D :D

11-21-2003, 11:50 AM

Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart? He heard lil boys pants were half off...lol..awful, I know:devil

theepowwowchic49 · 11-21-2003, 12:12 PM

Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?

A. Michael Jackson's makeup.

**Dancin by the bay** · 11-21-2003, 01:37 PM

I'm really laughing hard right now.

theepowwowchic49 · 11-21-2003, 01:43 PM

dont pee in your pants though leave that to michaels little young friends.

ron red eagle · 11-21-2003, 01:44 PM

There's a report that say's when Jacko goes to prison, he'll have to give up being a carnivore, and become a herbavore.

He'll go from eating sausage, to consuming tossed salads.

ayeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tibiki Kinew · 11-21-2003, 01:45 PM

that's how michael teaches them to sing and they always reach the high notes when he pushes in just a bit deeper.......

ron red eagle · 11-21-2003, 01:46 PM

I'd like to say I hope he gets off......

but................

Apparently, that's how he got into this situation in the first place...

theepowwowchic49 · 11-21-2003, 01:46 PM

Who's There?

Little boy blue...

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson!!

**tradish_wiyan** · 11-24-2003, 05:46 PM

hahahahahahahaha

superndngyrl · 11-26-2003, 10:03 AM

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

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Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand!

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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

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Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have
sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years
old.

Tibiki Kinew · 11-26-2003, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by superndngyrl
there's not anymore??? these jokes crack me up all day.

watch out that is what michael likes a crack up!!! "browny point" after he is finished dipping.................

**rkbtmeyb** · 11-26-2003, 07:38 PM

oh fer sick enit!

11-21-2003, 11:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
theepowwowchic49 Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Right off 270 & Main Posts: 522	Pope to Michael Jackson The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest. __________________ Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle: :indian1: THE DARKER THE FLESH THEN THE DEEPER THE ROOTS :indian1:

11-21-2003, 11:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tibiki Kinew Listen to my heart! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Pikwakanagan, Yes Golden Lake Ontario Posts: 652	roll me over and ask me to use the "vati can" :D :D __________________ Listen to my heart, not just my mouth! The most powerfull thing we can do is,,,share,,, if we don't it dies with us. The Children are our Future, without them we leave nothing behind but our silence... Listen to the wind,,, it has so many secrets.... especially never assume who I am, you may get a surprize you are not ready for! Remember being Heyoka doesn't mean I am crazy, just having fun!!! Born in Winnipeg raised in the Pikwakanagan, Deutschland was never home!

11-21-2003, 12:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
theepowwowchic49 Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Right off 270 & Main Posts: 522	one more Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's makeup. __________________ Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle: :indian1: THE DARKER THE FLESH THEN THE DEEPER THE ROOTS :indian1:

11-21-2003, 01:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
theepowwowchic49 Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Right off 270 & Main Posts: 522	im glad dont pee in your pants though leave that to michaels little young friends. __________________ Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle: :indian1: THE DARKER THE FLESH THEN THE DEEPER THE ROOTS :indian1:

11-21-2003, 01:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
Tibiki Kinew Listen to my heart! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Pikwakanagan, Yes Golden Lake Ontario Posts: 652	that's how michael teaches them to sing and they always reach the high notes when he pushes in just a bit deeper....... __________________ Listen to my heart, not just my mouth! The most powerfull thing we can do is,,,share,,, if we don't it dies with us. The Children are our Future, without them we leave nothing behind but our silence... Listen to the wind,,, it has so many secrets.... especially never assume who I am, you may get a surprize you are not ready for! Remember being Heyoka doesn't mean I am crazy, just having fun!!! Born in Winnipeg raised in the Pikwakanagan, Deutschland was never home!

11-21-2003, 11:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
Awful_Mnom_Woman Guest Posts: n/a	Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart? He heard lil boys pants were half off...lol..awful, I know:devil

11-21-2003, 01:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dancin by the bay Graceless Grass Dancer Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: city by the bayCALI Posts: 1,108	I'm really laughing hard right now.

11-21-2003, 01:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
ron red eagle Champion Dancer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tenn Posts: 1,183	There's a report that say's when Jacko goes to prison, he'll have to give up being a carnivore, and become a herbavore. He'll go from eating sausage, to consuming tossed salads. ayeeeeeeeeeeeee

11-21-2003, 01:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
ron red eagle Champion Dancer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tenn Posts: 1,183	I'd like to say I hope he gets off...... but................ Apparently, that's how he got into this situation in the first place...

11-21-2003, 01:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
theepowwowchic49 Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Right off 270 & Main Posts: 522	knock knock Who's There? Little boy blue... Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!! __________________ Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle: :indian1: THE DARKER THE FLESH THEN THE DEEPER THE ROOTS :indian1:

11-24-2003, 05:46 PM	#11 (permalink)
tradish_wiyan plains n8tv Join Date: May 2003 Location: northern plains Posts: 1,093	hahahahahahahaha __________________ yeah, yeah, yeah... ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups... If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

11-26-2003, 10:03 AM	#12 (permalink)
superndngyrl two little indians Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 4,227	Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries. --------------------------------------------------- Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand! --------------------------------------------------- Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "Screw the children!" Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?" --------------------------------------------------- Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old. __________________ The only time its too late to start dancing is when you're dead. Last edited by superndngyrl; 11-26-2003 at 10:08 AM.

11-26-2003, 07:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
rkbtmeyb Leg Wrestling Champ! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: just fine where im at Posts: 4,988	oh fer sick enit! __________________ Mens inhumanity to each other is surpassed ONLY by what women do to each other. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Quote: "I blame it on my youngnessness..." BTH DEATH TO ALL LURKERS!!!! ME