Merry Christmas Buddy!

**ndn_butterfly** · 11-21-2003, 02:45 AM

Recordings of the FBI at the Pine Ridge Reservation......

The neighbor: "Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes, this is the FBI what do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Two Teeth, he's an Indian and he's hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Two Teeth's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore and cursed at Billy Two Teeth and left.
The phone rings at Billy Two Teeth's house, it's the neighbor, "Hey, Billy! Did the FBI come?"

Billy:"Yeah!"
Neighbor: "Did they chop your firewood?"

Billy: "Yep."

Neighbor: "Well Merry Christmas Buddy!"

Joshua · 11-22-2003, 10:09 AM

**eucheefolife** · 12-14-2003, 11:52 PM

hey i should do that 4 my neighbor

**ac_miss** · 12-16-2003, 10:53 PM

:Crazy :Hammer

11-21-2003, 02:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
ndn_butterfly Ba©k Iñ ƒù££ Eƒƒek† Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: My Snags Teepee Posts: 3,317	Merry Christmas Buddy! Recordings of the FBI at the Pine Ridge Reservation...... The neighbor: "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, this is the FBI what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Two Teeth, he's an Indian and he's hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Two Teeth's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore and cursed at Billy Two Teeth and left. The phone rings at Billy Two Teeth's house, it's the neighbor, "Hey, Billy! Did the FBI come?" Billy:"Yeah!" Neighbor: "Did they chop your firewood?" Billy: "Yep." Neighbor: "Well Merry Christmas Buddy!" __________________ (¯`·._)Ït §Mê££$ £¡kë ®åíñßÕw§ (¯`·._)

11-22-2003, 10:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Joshua Teen Dancer Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 381	:D

12-14-2003, 11:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
eucheefolife +++da 1 n only+++ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 1,254	hey i should do that 4 my neighbor __________________ You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿? **Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it**

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12-16-2003, 10:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
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