Quiche or quicky?

ron red eagle · 11-20-2003, 07:51 PM

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

**Dancin by the bay** · 11-20-2003, 07:58 PM

where's this restaurant?:Tongue

**tradish_wiyan** · 11-25-2003, 10:47 AM

LMAO!!!!!!! wonder how he would pronounce "escargot?"

Wassay · 12-06-2003, 11:22 PM

that was too cute

11-20-2003, 07:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
ron red eagle Champion Dancer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tenn Posts: 1,183	Quiche or quicky? A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?" He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie." The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away. A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

11-25-2003, 10:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
tradish_wiyan plains n8tv Join Date: May 2003 Location: northern plains Posts: 1,093	LMAO!!!!!!! wonder how he would pronounce "escargot?" __________________ yeah, yeah, yeah... ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups... If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

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11-20-2003, 07:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dancin by the bay Graceless Grass Dancer Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: city by the bayCALI Posts: 1,108	where's this restaurant?:Tongue

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Wassay Pow Wow Visitor Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sault Ste. Marie, ONT Posts: 5	that was too cute

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