2 Married Buddies

**Kakeeya** · 11-20-2003, 05:43 PM

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the Stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say,
"WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.

:D

**eucheefolife** · 11-20-2003, 06:33 PM

THAT WAS FUNNY AND CUTE

**eucheefolife** · 11-20-2003, 06:34 PM

I MEAN THAT WAS FUNNY <WERE DID I GET CUTE> <--- LOSING HER MIND

**eucheefolife** · 11-20-2003, 06:35 PM

IM SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:Cry

**Dancin by the bay** · 11-20-2003, 07:32 PM

Doh!

**tradish_wiyan** · 11-24-2003, 05:44 PM

**rkbtmeyb** · 11-26-2003, 07:39 PM

that really works too! LOL

**rkbtmeyb** · 11-26-2003, 07:41 PM

I mean that really works???
LOL

11-20-2003, 05:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kakeeya PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: By a mountain on the Rez Posts: 2,525	2 Married Buddies Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the Stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say, "WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep. :D

11-20-2003, 06:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
eucheefolife +++da 1 n only+++ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 1,254	THAT WAS FUNNY AND CUTE __________________ You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿? **Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it**

11-20-2003, 06:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
eucheefolife +++da 1 n only+++ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 1,254	I MEAN THAT WAS FUNNY <WERE DID I GET CUTE> <--- LOSING HER MIND __________________ You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿? **Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it**

11-20-2003, 06:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
eucheefolife +++da 1 n only+++ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 1,254	IM SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:Cry __________________ You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿? **Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it**

11-24-2003, 05:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
tradish_wiyan plains n8tv Join Date: May 2003 Location: northern plains Posts: 1,093	:D __________________ yeah, yeah, yeah... ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups... If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

11-20-2003, 07:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dancin by the bay Graceless Grass Dancer Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: city by the bayCALI Posts: 1,108	Doh!

11-26-2003, 07:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
rkbtmeyb Leg Wrestling Champ! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: just fine where im at Posts: 4,988	that really works too! LOL __________________ Mens inhumanity to each other is surpassed ONLY by what women do to each other. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Quote: "I blame it on my youngnessness..." BTH DEATH TO ALL LURKERS!!!! ME

11-26-2003, 07:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
rkbtmeyb Leg Wrestling Champ! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: just fine where im at Posts: 4,988	I mean that really works??? LOL __________________ Mens inhumanity to each other is surpassed ONLY by what women do to each other. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Quote: "I blame it on my youngnessness..." BTH DEATH TO ALL LURKERS!!!! ME

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