Classic: You know yer marvelously mature when...

11-20-2003, 10:40 AM

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING 'MARVELOUSLY MATURE' WHEN...
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1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.

2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
discover you aren't wearing any.

3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and
you're not eating cereal.

4. Your back goes out but you stay home.

5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

8. When happy hour is a nap.

9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your
money does.

10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to
you and you always hated it.

11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of
your age.

12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make
sure the street is still there.

13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun
on your bifocals.

21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on
your head the whole time.

24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.

25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

26. You seem like you have more patience, but it is actually that
you just don't care anymore.

27. You finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.

28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't
even remember being on top of it.

**Crow_hunny_420** · 11-20-2003, 11:26 AM

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: Cot Damn dat too Funny :lol2:

musicwielder · 11-20-2003, 12:18 PM

#27...ain't that jus' da truth?

**tradish_wiyan** · 11-20-2003, 12:54 PM

:Chatter :Chatter :Chatter That was a good one!!!

**eucheefolife** · 11-20-2003, 06:40 PM

i need my mom to read this shell bust up

11-20-2003, 10:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
Awful_Mnom_Woman Guest Posts: n/a	Classic: You know yer marvelously mature when... YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING 'MARVELOUSLY MATURE' WHEN... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 1. You and your teeth don't sleep together. 2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. 3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. 4. Your back goes out but you stay home. 5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture. 6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch. 7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. 8. When happy hour is a nap. 9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does. 10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it. 11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. 12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there. 13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. 14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. 15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer. 16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. 17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. 18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend. 19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot. 20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals. 21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good. 22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work. 23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time. 24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there. 25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good. 26. You seem like you have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore. 27. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. 28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

11-20-2003, 11:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crow_hunny_420 ~~ Is Tha Prototype~~ Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Teepee Capital of the World Posts: 9,601	:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: Cot Damn dat too Funny :lol2: __________________ ~~~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself~~~ :D :uptosomet

11-20-2003, 12:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
musicwielder Junior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the state of Confusion Posts: 136	#27...ain't that jus' da truth? __________________ "I know that you’ve been damaged, your soul has suffered such abuse, but I am not your savior, I am just as screwed as you."

11-20-2003, 12:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
tradish_wiyan plains n8tv Join Date: May 2003 Location: northern plains Posts: 1,093	:Chatter :Chatter :Chatter That was a good one!!! __________________ yeah, yeah, yeah... ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups... If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

11-20-2003, 06:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
eucheefolife +++da 1 n only+++ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 1,254	i need my mom to read this shell bust up __________________ You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿? **Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it**

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