The proctologist

ron red eagle · 11-19-2003, 11:15 AM

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

:D

11-19-2003, 11:22 AM

lol, funny

**eucheefolife** · 11-20-2003, 06:49 PM

i fell on the floor and now i cant get up ayye

**Dancin by the bay** · 11-20-2003, 07:43 PM

Oh crap!

11-19-2003, 11:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
ron red eagle Champion Dancer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tenn Posts: 1,183	The proctologist A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted. :D

11-20-2003, 06:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
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11-19-2003, 11:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Awful_Mnom_Woman Guest Posts: n/a	lol, funny

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Dancin by the bay Graceless Grass Dancer Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: city by the bayCALI Posts: 1,108	Oh crap!

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