The OKla NDN and the Game Warden

foxnationwoman · 11-17-2003, 06:08 PM

An Oklahoma Indian went hunting and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive off when he was confronted by an ornery game warden that didn't like Oklahoma Indians.

The warden ordered the Oklahoma Indian to show his hunting license. The Oklahoma Indian pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the
license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"

The Oklahoma Indian reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?"

The Oklahoma Indian reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina.
You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"

Again the Oklahoma Indian reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.

The game warden, extremely frustrated at this point, yelled at the Oklahoma Indian "Just where the hell are you from?"

The Oklahoma Indian turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert."
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MaggieB · 11-18-2003, 01:35 PM

goot one
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**eucheefolife** · 11-20-2003, 07:03 PM

thats really funny:Chatter

**Dancin by the bay** · 11-20-2003, 08:01 PM

Doh!

**Asgaya_Gigagei** · 07-29-2005, 10:05 PM

Any man can milk a cow, but it takes a real man to milk a bull.

**Annie Fawn** · 08-04-2005, 10:55 AM

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 08-05-2005, 04:26 AM

Errrr...@ss sniffer

txsndn7 · 08-22-2005, 04:17 PM

hehehehehehe-lololololo-goot one!

flyingsquirrel · 08-24-2005, 12:38 AM

midnight_silk · 08-24-2005, 12:50 AM

that was a good joke i laughed at it hope to hear more good ones like it

Yak-Sen · 11-18-2005, 07:37 PM

That was funny

Dyami · 01-11-2008, 10:51 AM

This is so funny LMAO

11-17-2003, 06:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
foxnationwoman Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Mile High City Posts: 83	The OKla NDN and the Game Warden An Oklahoma Indian went hunting and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive off when he was confronted by an ornery game warden that didn't like Oklahoma Indians. The warden ordered the Oklahoma Indian to show his hunting license. The Oklahoma Indian pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?" The Oklahoma Indian reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The Oklahoma Indian reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the Oklahoma Indian reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden, extremely frustrated at this point, yelled at the Oklahoma Indian "Just where the hell are you from?" The Oklahoma Indian turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert." :35: __________________ Foxnationwoman

11-18-2003, 01:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
MaggieB Official Hickie Checker Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Posts: 225	goot one :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter __________________ "Deep Thoughts" By Jack Handy "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." "I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."

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