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Join Date: Sep 2003
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An old widowed Indian woman was very lonely, so she decided
that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to town she went to find a pet shop. Upon entering the pet store she began her search for the right companion. Nothing seemed to catch her interest. . . except this one-UgLy--frog. As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! The frog whispered in Indian, "I'm lonely too! Buy me and you won't be sorry." The Indian woman figured, what the heck, she hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog and sat him next to her in her old pickup as she drove away. Down the road the frog whispered to her again in Indian, "Kiss me! You won't be sorry." So, the old lady looked behind her in the mirror and figured what the heck and kissed the frog. Immediately the frog turned into a tall, handsome, buff, young warrior. Then he kissed her back . . . and do you know what the old lady TURNED INTO? The FIRST MOTEL she could find! aaayyyyy :Naughty
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: oklahoma
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:Cry: y cant anything like that happen to me ??
j/k i have a man ur my gooshbie ryan lol
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Join Date: May 2003
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! I thought she was gonna turn into a frog too!!!!:Chatter :Chatter
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j/k i have a man ur my gooshbie ryan lol
You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling



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