I know its not politacally correct but to funny not to post

jazzy95 · 11-11-2003, 06:50 AM

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again.Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied,

"There certainly is!" (are you ready? ...this is a beauty ...)

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!!"

Gah-Gah! · 11-11-2003, 01:15 PM

:NoNo Please stop

11-11-2003, 06:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
jazzy95 Junior Dancer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: In the beautiful valley ...on the beautiful river! Posts: 214	I know its not politacally correct but to funny not to post FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again.Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (are you ready? ...this is a beauty ...) My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!!" __________________ America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) "MAKE THE MOST OF THE HEMP SEED, SOW IT EVERYWHERE"--GEORGE WASHINGTON

11-11-2003, 01:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gah-Gah! VOTE ME ~ 4 CALI GOVERNER Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 5 Minute walk from Walmart!! Posts: 660	:NoNo Please stop __________________ If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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