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Native Babygirl · 11-05-2003, 03:55 PM

Idiot Sightings:Chatter

Native Babygirl · 11-05-2003, 04:01 PM

Idiots at work:

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She in formed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carfully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

Stupid ha. ( My brother sent them to me.)

Native Babygirl · 11-05-2003, 04:04 PM

Idiots in the Neighborhood:

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the deer crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.

HAHAHA

Native Babygirl · 11-06-2003, 12:23 PM

Idiots in food service:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell an ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

Native Babygirl · 11-06-2003, 12:30 PM

Idiot Sighting #1:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked," Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, " If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and added, "That's why we ask."

Native Babygirl · 11-06-2003, 12:36 PM

Idiot Sighting #2:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!":mrcool:

Lakota_Lady · 11-07-2003, 12:04 PM

Funny! :p

Gah-Gah! · 11-07-2003, 12:13 PM

Stuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Native Babygirl · 11-07-2003, 02:08 PM

Idiot Sighting #3

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to " down sizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

Native Babygirl · 11-07-2003, 02:15 PM

Idiot Sighting #4

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't unterstand why her system would not turn on.:dancer:

Native Babygirl · 11-07-2003, 02:22 PM

Idiot sighting #5

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the techninian, "It's open!" To which he replied, " I know-I already got that side."

Native Babygirl · 11-07-2003, 03:12 PM

A women goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir.... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with zebco 202 reel and 10lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."

She says, " That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I am looking for so I'll take it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her.... being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, " Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duckcall is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!":blow: :1Party:

jwashee · 10-21-2007, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Native Babygirl

Idiots at work:

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She in formed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carfully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

Stupid ha. ( My brother sent them to me.)

Naw, stupid is that i did that to someone before!@#$$% No wonder my stepdaughter calls me stupid!?

jwashee · 10-21-2007, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Native Babygirl

A women goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir.... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with zebco 202 reel and 10lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."

She says, " That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I am looking for so I'll take it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her.... being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, " Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duckcall is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!":blow: :1Party:

Had to bring this old joke back!! it was too much

11-05-2003, 03:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Too Funny Idiot Sightings:Chatter __________________ Ur A Dork

11-05-2003, 04:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Idiots at work: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She in formed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carfully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. Stupid ha. ( My brother sent them to me.) __________________ Ur A Dork

11-05-2003, 04:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Idiots in the Neighborhood: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the deer crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. HAHAHA __________________ Ur A Dork

11-06-2003, 12:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Idiots in food service: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell an ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. __________________ Ur A Dork

11-06-2003, 12:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Idiot Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked," Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, " If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and added, "That's why we ask." __________________ Ur A Dork

11-06-2003, 12:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Idiot Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!":mrcool: __________________ Ur A Dork

11-07-2003, 12:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lakota_Lady Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: Bismarck Posts: 284	Funny! :p

11-07-2003, 12:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
Gah-Gah! VOTE ME ~ 4 CALI GOVERNER Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 5 Minute walk from Walmart!! Posts: 660	Stuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! __________________ If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

11-07-2003, 02:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Idiot Sighting #3 At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to " down sizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. __________________ Ur A Dork

11-07-2003, 02:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Idiot Sighting #4 I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't unterstand why her system would not turn on.:dancer: __________________ Ur A Dork

11-07-2003, 02:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Idiot sighting #5 When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the techninian, "It's open!" To which he replied, " I know-I already got that side." __________________ Ur A Dork

11-07-2003, 03:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Native Babygirl Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2003 Location: california Posts: 462	Fart Mistake A women goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir.... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with zebco 202 reel and 10lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00." She says, " That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I am looking for so I'll take it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her.... being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, " Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duckcall is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!":blow: :1Party: __________________ Ur A Dork

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