Tlingit Girl

theepowwowchic49 · 11-05-2003, 01:45 PM

A little Tlingit girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little Tlingit girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little Tlingit girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little Tlingit girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Gah-Gah! · 11-07-2003, 12:21 PM

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11-05-2003, 01:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
theepowwowchic49 Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Right off 270 & Main Posts: 522	Tlingit Girl A little Tlingit girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little Tlingit girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little Tlingit girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little Tlingit girl replied, "Then you ask him". __________________ Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle: :indian1: THE DARKER THE FLESH THEN THE DEEPER THE ROOTS :indian1:

11-07-2003, 12:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gah-Gah! VOTE ME ~ 4 CALI GOVERNER Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 5 Minute walk from Walmart!! Posts: 660	Like that spunk!! __________________ If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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