Baptizing a Rosebudder

Mato Winyan · 11-05-2003, 10:24 AM

Baptizing A Rosebudder

A man from Rosebud is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the
water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the man, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The budder
answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the guy, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The man replies, "No,
I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The Rosebudder again answers, "No, I
haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the Rosebudder in the
water again--- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the budder, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The Rosebudder wipes
his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,

"Are you sure this is where he fell in ?"

Gah-Gah! · 11-05-2003, 10:31 AM

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**ojibwaysweetie** · 11-05-2003, 10:34 AM

**uniquek3** · 05-23-2004, 06:38 PM

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11-05-2003, 10:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mato Winyan Dancing makes you smile Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Indiana Posts: 5,480 Blog Entries: 4	Baptizing a Rosebudder Baptizing A Rosebudder A man from Rosebud is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the man, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The budder answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the guy, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The man replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The Rosebudder again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the Rosebudder in the water again--- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the budder, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The Rosebudder wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in ?" __________________ "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

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