TTTTTTTTTToooooooooo FFFFfunny!!!!!!!

WhoMe · 10-31-2003, 03:51 PM

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Indian Humor: God Bless us!

A visiting professor at the Navaho Community College is giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his native audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost." About 80 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously."Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one final question ... Have any of you
ever made love to ghost?"

John Dine', way in the back - raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says,

"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to
have made love to ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."

The Navaho student replied with a nod of his head, and begins to make is way
up to the podium.

As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell us
what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

To which John replied,

"S*#t!!! From way back ober dare I thought you said - GOATS!!

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-31-2003, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by straightdancerinaz
LMAO!!!!

.....sounds like one of Sharoninaz/StarFish's old flames!!!!!

.....I can see her now! All hugged up at Tsaile Lake with her goat!!!! Ayyyyyyyye!!!!

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

*sHaRoN* · 11-03-2003, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by straightdancerinaz
LMAO!!!!

.....sounds like one of Sharoninaz/StarFish's old flames!!!!!

.....I can see her now! All hugged up at Tsaile Lake with her goat!!!! Ayyyyyyyye!!!!

HEY!!! all pickin on someone when shes not here!!! bad boy!!:Mad ...............................

**ojibwaysweetie** · 11-03-2003, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WhoMe
_______

Indian Humor: God Bless us!

A visiting professor at the Navaho Community College is giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his native audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost." About 80 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously."Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one final question ... Have any of you
ever made love to ghost?"

John Dine', way in the back - raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says,

"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to
have made love to ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."

The Navaho student replied with a nod of his head, and begins to make is way
up to the podium.

As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell us
what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

To which John replied,

"S*#t!!! From way back ober dare I thought you said - GOATS!!

**tradish_wiyan** · 11-03-2003, 03:29 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Gah-Gah! · 11-05-2003, 10:32 AM

tee~hee!! :Thumbs

10-31-2003, 03:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
WhoMe PauWau Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Land of 370 Broken Treaties Posts: 5,442	TTTTTTTTTToooooooooo FFFFfunny!!!!!!! _______ Indian Humor: God Bless us! A visiting professor at the Navaho Community College is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his native audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost." About 80 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously."Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one final question ... Have any of you ever made love to ghost?" John Dine', way in the back - raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The Navaho student replied with a nod of his head, and begins to make is way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" To which John replied, "S*#t!!! From way back ober dare I thought you said - GOATS!!

11-03-2003, 03:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
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11-05-2003, 10:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
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