"Jo" NDN joke

foxnationwoman · 10-31-2003, 11:46 AM

A Navajo guy named Bahe Buckinghorse finds himself in
a bind. His frybread business has gone bust and
he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate
that he decides to ask God for help.

He goes into the revival tent and begins to pray
"Gott, please help me, I lossed mah Frah-bret business and if
I don't got some money, I gon lose my hawse too,
Please lemme win da lotto loddary thing".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bahe goes
back to the revival tent.

"Gott, please lemme win da lotto loddary thing, I
lossed mah frah-bret business, mah hawse and I gone
lose mah hot rod too". Lotto night comes and
Bahe still has no luck!! Back to the revival tent.

"My Gott, why you have done gone forsaken me?? I
lossed mah business, mah hawse, mah hot rod and mah
giirl and chill-ren are storving. I don't usually
often *** you for da help and I always been a good one
kind of servant to you. Why won't you just lemme win
da lotto loddary dis one time so I can get mah life
batt in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open and Bahe is confronted by the voice of
GOD himself:
"BAHE, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN
TICKET!"

Gah-Gah! · 11-05-2003, 10:46 AM

tee~hee!! :Thumbs

So_CGirl · 11-05-2003, 11:56 AM

a real goot one

11-05-2003, 12:34 PM

Injun cyberworld must be small, I got this in email las week

kitchemanitou · 06-07-2005, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foxnationwoman

A Navajo guy named Bahe Buckinghorse finds himself in
a bind. His frybread business has gone bust and
he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate
that he decides to ask God for help.

He goes into the revival tent and begins to pray
"Gott, please help me, I lossed mah Frah-bret business and if
I don't got some money, I gon lose my hawse too,
Please lemme win da lotto loddary thing".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bahe goes
back to the revival tent.

"Gott, please lemme win da lotto loddary thing, I
lossed mah frah-bret business, mah hawse and I gone
lose mah hot rod too". Lotto night comes and
Bahe still has no luck!! Back to the revival tent.

"My Gott, why you have done gone forsaken me?? I
lossed mah business, mah hawse, mah hot rod and mah
giirl and chill-ren are storving. I don't usually
often *** you for da help and I always been a good one
kind of servant to you. Why won't you just lemme win
da lotto loddary dis one time so I can get mah life
batt in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open and Bahe is confronted by the voice of
GOD himself:
"BAHE, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN
TICKET!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
goot one
this was dated Abril 2 tousand tree!

**AngelFeather** · 06-11-2005, 04:05 AM

LMAO Goot 1

10-31-2003, 11:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
foxnationwoman Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Mile High City Posts: 83	"Jo" NDN joke A Navajo guy named Bahe Buckinghorse finds himself in a bind. His frybread business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the revival tent and begins to pray "Gott, please help me, I lossed mah Frah-bret business and if I don't got some money, I gon lose my hawse too, Please lemme win da lotto loddary thing". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bahe goes back to the revival tent. "Gott, please lemme win da lotto loddary thing, I lossed mah frah-bret business, mah hawse and I gone lose mah hot rod too". Lotto night comes and Bahe still has no luck!! Back to the revival tent. "My Gott, why you have done gone forsaken me?? I lossed mah business, mah hawse, mah hot rod and mah giirl and chill-ren are storving. I don't usually often *** you for da help and I always been a good one kind of servant to you. Why won't you just lemme win da lotto loddary dis one time so I can get mah life batt in order???". Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Bahe is confronted by the voice of GOD himself: "BAHE, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET!" __________________ Foxnationwoman

11-05-2003, 10:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gah-Gah! VOTE ME ~ 4 CALI GOVERNER Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 5 Minute walk from Walmart!! Posts: 660	tee~hee!! :Thumbs __________________ If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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Awful_Mnom_Woman Guest Posts: n/a	Injun cyberworld must be small, I got this in email las week

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