Indian Style

Ikceya Wicasa · 10-29-2003, 07:39 PM

This guy from Wanblee is visiting the big city for the first time, and he decides to go out and find him a hooker. So he starts walking the strip, and finaly runs across one, so eh asks her to quote a price. And she told him $100. The man says "Sounds good, but do you do it Indian Style?" and she looks at him real funny and says "No!!" so he starts pleadin with her and the price gets higher and higher, it gets all the way up to $500. and the hooker is thinking "Ive been in this business a long time, i can do it" so she agrees. Well, the man takes her back to his room, and they get going. And after they went on for hrs, and every which possible position, the Hooker asks, "Sorry, but what was the indian style?" And the mans replys, "I'll pay ya next week!"

Mato Winyan · 10-29-2003, 07:59 PM

How can I thank that man... all that is left is this silver bullet!

JOHN REDCORN · 10-29-2003, 08:04 PM

drummer mom · 10-30-2003, 10:12 AM

Coyot_In_The_House · 10-30-2003, 10:21 AM

Have you Heard the one about the 2 Sioux boys who got the munchies watching reruns of Lassie....

10-30-2003, 12:36 PM

Old Oneida Men...

Two old Oneida men decide they are close to their last days on earth and to have a last night on the cities. After a few drinks they end up at a place where women of the night charge for their services.
The madam takes one look at the two old Oneida geezers and whispers to her
manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" "Dead?", says the other one, "why would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!!

Ikceya Wicasa · 10-31-2003, 06:46 AM

HAHAHAHAHA good one, i think i had me a witch b4 too, lol

**ojibwaysweetie** · 11-03-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Ikceya Wicasa
This guy from Wanblee is visiting the big city for the first time, and he decides to go out and find him a hooker. So he starts walking the strip, and finaly runs across one, so eh asks her to quote a price. And she told him $100. The man says "Sounds good, but do you do it Indian Style?" and she looks at him real funny and says "No!!" so he starts pleadin with her and the price gets higher and higher, it gets all the way up to $500. and the hooker is thinking "Ive been in this business a long time, i can do it" so she agrees. Well, the man takes her back to his room, and they get going. And after they went on for hrs, and every which possible position, the Hooker asks, "Sorry, but what was the indian style?" And the mans replys, "I'll pay ya next week!"

dang ndn's eh *LOL*

**ojibwaysweetie** · 11-03-2003, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by Awful_Mnom_Woman
Old Oneida Men...

Two old Oneida men decide they are close to their last days on earth and to have a last night on the cities. After a few drinks they end up at a place where women of the night charge for their services.
The madam takes one look at the two old Oneida geezers and whispers to her
manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" "Dead?", says the other one, "why would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!!

I told this one to my Daddy :Chatter

11-03-2003, 02:31 PM

Shoulda said it was Ho Chunk men...lol jks

**ojibwaysweetie** · 11-03-2003, 02:34 PM

Hey..good idea there mnomzie. I'll send to my honey and change it *LOL*

**OneidaDreamer** · 12-19-2006, 08:06 AM

Right On!

southernx_hunnie08 · 12-19-2006, 09:37 AM

lol dang these are too funny i like the ol man one thought...lol

**ndldy68** · 12-19-2006, 10:30 AM

So what do you mean change it to Ho-Chunk men????

10-29-2003, 07:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ikceya Wicasa Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: In your sweetest dreams Posts: 43	Indian Style This guy from Wanblee is visiting the big city for the first time, and he decides to go out and find him a hooker. So he starts walking the strip, and finaly runs across one, so eh asks her to quote a price. And she told him $100. The man says "Sounds good, but do you do it Indian Style?" and she looks at him real funny and says "No!!" so he starts pleadin with her and the price gets higher and higher, it gets all the way up to $500. and the hooker is thinking "Ive been in this business a long time, i can do it" so she agrees. Well, the man takes her back to his room, and they get going. And after they went on for hrs, and every which possible position, the Hooker asks, "Sorry, but what was the indian style?" And the mans replys, "I'll pay ya next week!" __________________ ~~Who is that masked man?~~ ~~Yes Kemosabe!!~~

10-29-2003, 07:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mato Winyan Dancing makes you smile Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Indiana Posts: 5,477 Blog Entries: 4	How can I thank that man... all that is left is this silver bullet! __________________ "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume Last edited by Mato Winyan; 10-29-2003 at 08:06 PM.

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10-30-2003, 10:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
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10-30-2003, 12:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Awful_Mnom_Woman Guest Posts: n/a	Old Oneida Men... Two old Oneida men decide they are close to their last days on earth and to have a last night on the cities. After a few drinks they end up at a place where women of the night charge for their services. The madam takes one look at the two old Oneida geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" "Dead?", says the other one, "why would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." His friend says, "I think mine was a witch." "A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?" "Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!!

10-31-2003, 06:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ikceya Wicasa Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: In your sweetest dreams Posts: 43	HAHAHAHAHA good one, i think i had me a witch b4 too, lol __________________ ~~Who is that masked man?~~ ~~Yes Kemosabe!!~~

11-03-2003, 02:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
Awful_Mnom_Woman Guest Posts: n/a	Shoulda said it was Ho Chunk men...lol jks

11-03-2003, 02:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
ojibwaysweetie PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Heart of the Great Lakes, Ontario Canada Posts: 4,928	Hey..good idea there mnomzie. I'll send to my honey and change it LOL __________________ "Gaa wiin daa-aangoshkigaazo ahaw enaabiyaan gaa-inaabid"

12-19-2006, 08:06 AM	#12 (permalink)
OneidaDreamer PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oneida,Wisconsin Posts: 2,241	Right On! __________________

12-19-2006, 09:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
southernx_hunnie08 >>+<<YESENIA HILL>>+<< Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: wish`n i was in az Posts: 538	lol dang these are too funny i like the ol man one thought...lol __________________ www.myspace.com/southernx_hunnie2k5 ~~~~~~~^^<<+>>^^~~~~~~~ Roses are Red Violets der really blue Southern Xtreme ur much sweeter than mutton stew You asked me whose life was more important- yours or mine and I answered "mine" ; you walked away angry not knowing that you are my life I MY STONEY CREEK BOYZ

12-19-2006, 10:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
ndldy68 PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a house FINALLY!!! Posts: 5,763	So what do you mean change it to Ho-Chunk men????