how rez are you? Quiz

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-29-2003, 03:01 PM

>>HOW REZ ARE YOU QUIZ (REAL VERSION)>>Add up how totally REZ you
are:>>

1. If you've ever used a screwdriver to open your car trunk. (5
points)>>

2. If you've ever used duct tape to patch your dance mocs. (10
points)>>

3. If you've had to feed 5 rez dogs and none of them are yours.
(5points, >+5 if you feed more than 5)>>

4. If you ever had to pick your
own 2 step partner or snag. (3 pointsfor >each)>>

5. If you have ever
been expelled from Boarding school. (2 points)>>

6. If you have ever used
laundry detergent for bubble bath. (5 points)>>

7. If you ever cut the mold
off commodity cheese to use for a midnight >sammich. (5 points)>>

8. If
you have ever played any of the following games: peon games,stick >game, box
lacrosse, stickball game, or wild horse race. (2 points each)>>

9. If your
rez had Head Start Halloween parties. (2 points +2 if they >trick or treated
at the tribal offices)>>

10. If you ever used bailing wire to hold up the
muffler on your rezride. >(5 points)>>

11. If you ever ran from the
tribal police at a 49er. (5 points + 5more >if the tribal cop was your Uncle)
>>

12. If you ever had more than 5 bottles of commodity corn syrup in your
>house. (5 points + 15 points if you still do)>>

13. The battery
terminals in your rez ride were cleaned using a can of >coke. (5 points)>
>

14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Aqua Net,Deep
>Woods Off, Any Avon perfume, frybread grease, smoked leather, or smoke
>from your fire. (1 point each)>>

15. If you've ever used nail polish to
fix the run in your panty hose.(5 >points>>

16. If you've never been
elected to the tribal council. (15 points>>

17. If you have a friend or
family member whose nickname is a one word >animal like: Fish, Bear, Horse,
Buffalo, Wolf, Pony, Mustang, , etc.(10 >points)>>

18. If you have ever
had to use your neighbors phone # on a tribal job >application. (3 points)
>>

19. If you've ever worn anything besides SWEATS outside of the house.(2
>points)>>

20. You always chop wood for your grandmother on the
weekends. (5points)>>

21. You use "AYE" "BUH"
"SSSSH" "EH" "ENNIT" at least once a day. (5
points)>>

22. You've ever driven on all donuts for more than 2 weeks. (5
points)>>

23. Your child drops his/her candy and you sanitize it by pouring
wateron >it. (10 points)>>

24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid
waking up your grandparents>after the 49. (10 points)>>

25. You've ever
left a feast with a couple of plates covered inaluminum >foil. (2 points)>
>26. You can't leave the REZ cause u have outstanding warrants in town.(10
>points)>>

27. You can sing the song "John Wayne's teeth". (5
points)>>

28. You have your own HUD house but all your IN LAWS and/or
extended >family live with you. (15 points)>>

29. You constantly call
the tribal offices to ask them if your travel >advance is ready. (10 points)
>>

30. You think Will Sampson is still alive. (20 points)>>

31. You
have gotten 12 people into a single Motel 6 room. (5 points)>>

32. You used
plastic and duct tape to fix your broken windows. (5points)>>>

Score chart:**************************************

00-40 - Either you're not native or you're lying.>

41-80 - Why
do you still have to lie?>

81-90 - Okay, you're semi native.>>91+ -
STRAIGHT-UP REZ

10-29-2003, 03:10 PM

Geez must you tell everyone about the screwdriver?? lmao

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-29-2003, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Awful_Mnom_Woman
Geez must you tell everyone about the screwdriver?? lmao

Sorry :taunting: jus had to

bushy_braids · 10-29-2003, 03:23 PM

OR if you ever used a screwdriver (anything BUT a key) to start your car... then you're rez!

i lost count... what does that say!?:p

sweetkwe69 · 10-29-2003, 04:04 PM

:Chatter

sheesh now everyones is gonna know about our super secret set of rez keys

**spottedeagle** · 10-29-2003, 05:51 PM

Dang crow hunny, lettin everyone in on our ancient indian secret:Mad

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-29-2003, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spottedeagle
Dang crow hunny, lettin everyone in on our ancient indian secret:Mad

Hey if i didnt tell someone else would :50: :taunting:

NAPEW · 10-30-2003, 03:17 PM

I'm so rezzed I'm beyond rezzignition!

wyo_rose · 10-31-2003, 02:55 PM

Gaw, the only one I'm NOT guilty of, is using laundry detergent for bubble bath....cuz dishwashing soap makes more bubbles!:p

10-29-2003, 03:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crow_hunny_420 ~~ Is Tha Prototype~~ Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Teepee Capital of the World Posts: 9,601	how rez are you? Quiz >>HOW REZ ARE YOU QUIZ (REAL VERSION)>>Add up how totally REZ you are:>> 1. If you've ever used a screwdriver to open your car trunk. (5 points)>> 2. If you've ever used duct tape to patch your dance mocs. (10 points)>> 3. If you've had to feed 5 rez dogs and none of them are yours. (5points, >+5 if you feed more than 5)>> 4. If you ever had to pick your own 2 step partner or snag. (3 pointsfor >each)>> 5. If you have ever been expelled from Boarding school. (2 points)>> 6. If you have ever used laundry detergent for bubble bath. (5 points)>> 7. If you ever cut the mold off commodity cheese to use for a midnight >sammich. (5 points)>> 8. If you have ever played any of the following games: peon games,stick >game, box lacrosse, stickball game, or wild horse race. (2 points each)>> 9. If your rez had Head Start Halloween parties. (2 points +2 if they >trick or treated at the tribal offices)>> 10. If you ever used bailing wire to hold up the muffler on your rezride. >(5 points)>> 11. If you ever ran from the tribal police at a 49er. (5 points + 5more >if the tribal cop was your Uncle) >> 12. If you ever had more than 5 bottles of commodity corn syrup in your >house. (5 points + 15 points if you still do)>> 13. The battery terminals in your rez ride were cleaned using a can of >coke. (5 points)> > 14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Aqua Net,Deep >Woods Off, Any Avon perfume, frybread grease, smoked leather, or smoke >from your fire. (1 point each)>> 15. If you've ever used nail polish to fix the run in your panty hose.(5 >points>> 16. If you've never been elected to the tribal council. (15 points>> 17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is a one word >animal like: Fish, Bear, Horse, Buffalo, Wolf, Pony, Mustang, , etc.(10 >points)>> 18. If you have ever had to use your neighbors phone # on a tribal job >application. (3 points) >> 19. If you've ever worn anything besides SWEATS outside of the house.(2 >points)>> 20. You always chop wood for your grandmother on the weekends. (5points)>> 21. You use "AYE" "BUH" "SSSSH" "EH" "ENNIT" at least once a day. (5 points)>> 22. You've ever driven on all donuts for more than 2 weeks. (5 points)>> 23. Your child drops his/her candy and you sanitize it by pouring wateron >it. (10 points)>> 24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid waking up your grandparents>after the 49. (10 points)>> 25. You've ever left a feast with a couple of plates covered inaluminum >foil. (2 points)> >26. You can't leave the REZ cause u have outstanding warrants in town.(10 >points)>> 27. You can sing the song "John Wayne's teeth". (5 points)>> 28. You have your own HUD house but all your IN LAWS and/or extended >family live with you. (15 points)>> 29. You constantly call the tribal offices to ask them if your travel >advance is ready. (10 points) >> 30. You think Will Sampson is still alive. (20 points)>> 31. You have gotten 12 people into a single Motel 6 room. (5 points)>> 32. You used plastic and duct tape to fix your broken windows. (5points)>>> Score chart:************************************** 00-40 - Either you're not native or you're lying.> 41-80 - Why do you still have to lie?> 81-90 - Okay, you're semi native.>>91+ - STRAIGHT-UP REZ __________________ ~~~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself~~~ :D :uptosomet

10-29-2003, 03:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
bushy_braids cool...calm...collected Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: da CROW wide world Posts: 1,172	OR if you ever used a screwdriver (anything BUT a key) to start your car... then you're rez! i lost count... what does that say!?:p __________________ "i don't like to walk fast man - i like to strut!"

10-29-2003, 05:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
spottedeagle The NDN Hugh Heffner Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Soaring over you Posts: 4,221	Dang crow hunny, lettin everyone in on our ancient indian secret:Mad __________________ The things you are doing today are the traditions of twenty-five years from now. -Daryl Baldwin: Miami

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10-29-2003, 03:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Awful_Mnom_Woman Guest Posts: n/a	Geez must you tell everyone about the screwdriver?? lmao

10-29-2003, 04:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
sweetkwe69 Mille Lacs Ojibwe Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Minnesota Posts: 512	:Chatter sheesh now everyones is gonna know about our super secret set of rez keys

10-30-2003, 03:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
NAPEW Its qooo man! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: lap of luxury - jibby's lap Posts: 205	I'm so rezzed I'm beyond rezzignition!

10-31-2003, 02:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 7,856 Blog Entries: 2	Gaw, the only one I'm NOT guilty of, is using laundry detergent for bubble bath....cuz dishwashing soap makes more bubbles!:p

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