NDN Humor and Jokes

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-28-2003, 12:32 PM

Someone told me they thought of me with this...

An lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers
please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car
and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The Womansteps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite
stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too

10-28-2003, 12:36 PM

good one!! lmfbao

**BurBz** · 10-28-2003, 12:38 PM

I knew it!!! you was bipolar!!!

Liar Liar

Pants on Fire

Hanging on a telephone wire!

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-28-2003, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Awful_Mnom_Woman
good one!! lmfbao

i know huh jus had to share it wit yall ;) :Chatter :Chatter

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-28-2003, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Burberrilish
I knew it!!! you was bipolar!!!

Liar Liar

Pants on Fire

Hanging on a telephone wire!

nuh huh this was in a email :p :Chatter :Chatter

superndngyrl · 10-28-2003, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
nuh huh this was in a email :p :Chatter :Chatter

but u know at the end where the woman sez the officer was lying and the dont believe about the speeding ticket part.

U fessed up and now you're typing to us from prison. ;)

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-28-2003, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by superndngyrl
but u know at the end where the woman sez the officer was lying and the dont believe about the speeding ticket part.

U fessed up and now you're typing to us from prison. ;)

zLOL as if not even :taunting:

superndngyrl · 10-28-2003, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
zLOL as if not even :taunting:

:42:

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-28-2003, 01:32 PM

My Name isnt Mustang Sally Ok :lol2: :lol2:

Singing Otter · 10-28-2003, 02:17 PM

:Chatter :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter

**spottedeagle** · 10-28-2003, 02:42 PM

(wiping tears from my eyes)

Man dat was a goot one (ooooooohhhhh man, deep breath)

Love waking up to you guys better than any radio show!!!!!

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-28-2003, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spottedeagle
(wiping tears from my eyes)

Man dat was a goot one (ooooooohhhhh man, deep breath)

Love waking up to you guys better than any radio show!!!!!

:p :curtainca :curtainca

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-28-2003, 06:59 PM

Holay Whos changed tha title of my Thread

10-28-2003, 12:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crow_hunny_420 ~~ Is Tha Prototype~~ Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Teepee Capital of the World Posts: 9,601	Liar Someone told me they thought of me with this... An lady gets pulled over for speeding... Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The Womansteps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too __________________ ~~~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself~~~ :D :uptosomet

10-28-2003, 12:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
BurBz Dineth Hearth Throth Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: az Posts: 13,893	I knew it!!! you was bipolar!!! Liar Liar Pants on Fire Hanging on a telephone wire! __________________ I'm not mean, you're just a sissy! :Tongue

10-28-2003, 01:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Crow_hunny_420 ~~ Is Tha Prototype~~ Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Teepee Capital of the World Posts: 9,601	My Name isnt Mustang Sally Ok :lol2: :lol2: __________________ ~~~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself~~~ :D :uptosomet

10-28-2003, 02:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Singing Otter Gotz ta be me! Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,387 Blog Entries: 1	:Chatter :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter __________________ Cowboy wisdom: A thong is like a barb wire fence, it protects the property without blocking the view.

10-28-2003, 02:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
spottedeagle The NDN Hugh Heffner Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Soaring over you Posts: 4,256	(wiping tears from my eyes) Man dat was a goot one (ooooooohhhhh man, deep breath) Love waking up to you guys better than any radio show!!!!! __________________ The things you are doing today are the traditions of twenty-five years from now. -Daryl Baldwin: Miami

10-28-2003, 12:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Awful_Mnom_Woman Guest Posts: n/a	good one!! lmfbao

10-28-2003, 06:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
Crow_hunny_420 ~~ Is Tha Prototype~~ Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Teepee Capital of the World Posts: 9,601	Holay Whos changed tha title of my Thread __________________ ~~~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself~~~ :D :uptosomet