Drum Staff like a celebrity entourage? Funny!!

**Kakeeya** · 10-27-2003, 01:52 PM

I just got this today and thought it was funny! Sorry if it was already posted. Kakeeya

The Drum Staff is much like a celebrity's entourage, only with a Native twist.
Hairdressers--who can fishbone braid azz length hair five minutes
before drum roll call.
Snag Coordinators--there's nothing worse than running into two snags from different parts of the country at the same powwow.
49 Coordinators - Self Explanatory
Publicists-- to intercept possible "Snagformants". You know, the people who run back to the Rez to tell your old lady/old man about all the snaggin you did that weekend. The Publicists job is to make the Snagformant look like a lying sack of moose dung.
Bodyguards-- to keep the hoards of squeelin young Native chicks away from the drum. *sidenote: I ain't never seen a Bodyguard tho, just heard about them. They are somewhat of a myth on the powwow trail*
Sticklet's--they are basically dudes who never made the cut to sit at the drum but can patch up a stick like new in between contest songs. They don't get paid, just have the authorization to tell a chic "Awww, comon, do it for (insert drum name here)!"
Personal Assistant's--Just a fancy name for the drummer's side snag.
Stylist--Ensures that there is a constant supply of 'do rags, baggy jeans,
South Pole sweatshirts and knock-off Tims for Northern Drums. And Cowboy hats, ballcrusher jeans and bolo ties for Southern Drums.
Make up - for those who paint there faces, these peeps put it on all good looking for them like Picasso!
Dietician--Makes sure the the drum is as Bannock looking as possible, at all times. Constant supply of fry bread, coffee and strawberry juice.
Electronic Technicians - To make sure the tape/video recorder is set at the end of the last song so vital recordings are not taped over.
Travel Coordinator - Who rides with who and equal chip in costs for lodging, gas etc. And where exactly are we going next weekend? and the next? huh? Winner pays the way home! Ayeee!!
Consumer Products - A non-singer that came along for the ride and says he/she will sell cd's to justify going. This person will also go out to the store to buy beer and other party essentials before the store closes.
Intelligence Officer - To eavesdrop on other drum groups to find out what song the other drums are learning and will sing. This person will also look over the shoulder of drum judges to see which drums they are "hooking up" this week.
PA Specialists - The ones who haul and set up the speakers, mic and cord s then of course the Test Test Test 1, 2, uhh....ummm, 3!!

**Jibby™** · 10-27-2003, 01:56 PM

Ok folks, here is one instance of plagerism and it wasn't perpetrated by me!

This was written by me a VERY long time ago in a thread that I can't even remember. Some clown went and added two very phoney lines that ain't even funny. :Yell

Hey, at least it's nice to know that my material gets around. LOL!

Coyot_In_The_House · 10-27-2003, 01:59 PM

Someone's Panties are Bunching.....:p

**Crow_hunny_420** · 10-27-2003, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jibby™
Ok folks, here is one instance of plagerism and it wasn't perpetrated by me!

This was written by me a VERY long time ago in a thread that I can't even remember. Some clown went and added two very phoney lines that ain't even funny. :Yell

Hey, at least it's nice to know that my material gets around. LOL!

i thought it looked familar

:p :Chatter :Chatter

superndngyrl · 10-27-2003, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jibby™
Ok folks, here is one instance of plagerism and it wasn't perpetrated by me!

This was written by me a VERY long time ago in a thread that I can't even remember. Some clown went and added two very phoney lines that ain't even funny. :Yell

Hey, at least it's nice to know that my material gets around. LOL!

Hey i remember u writing this! too funny!

**Kakeeya** · 10-27-2003, 02:03 PM

Too Funny! Good job Jibby, this was humorous and I received it via email today. I thought others would enjoy it too so I posted it.

**Jibby™** · 10-27-2003, 02:03 PM

I mean, it's cool that people think my stuff is funny, but don't go and ruin it by adding some unfunny ish. Tu sabes?

Coyot_In_The_House · 10-27-2003, 02:05 PM

All you gals just need to keep your ponies out of OUR Garden......AYYYY!

**Emmy** · 10-27-2003, 02:08 PM

jibs what they add?

**Kakeeya** · 10-27-2003, 02:12 PM

Really......what did they add?

I just posted as I got it, no embelleshments from me.

10-27-2003, 02:13 PM

What makes those funny is cuz they're true...lol

**Jibby™** · 10-27-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakeeya

Make up - for those who paint there faces, these peeps put it on all good looking for them like Picasso!

Travel Coordinator - Who rides with who and equal chip in costs for lodging, gas etc. And where exactly are we going next weekend? and the next? huh? Winner pays the way home! Ayeee!!

PA Specialists - The ones who haul and set up the speakers, mic and cord s then of course the Test Test Test 1, 2, uhh....ummm, 3!!

These are NOT my cheesy lines. But I am sure yall already knew that;)

HAHAHAHA! I still can't believe this is in email land.

10-27-2003, 01:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kakeeya PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: By a mountain on the Rez Posts: 2,525	Drum Staff like a celebrity entourage? Funny!! I just got this today and thought it was funny! Sorry if it was already posted. Kakeeya The Drum Staff is much like a celebrity's entourage, only with a Native twist. Hairdressers--who can fishbone braid azz length hair five minutes before drum roll call. Snag Coordinators--there's nothing worse than running into two snags from different parts of the country at the same powwow. 49 Coordinators - Self Explanatory Publicists-- to intercept possible "Snagformants". You know, the people who run back to the Rez to tell your old lady/old man about all the snaggin you did that weekend. The Publicists job is to make the Snagformant look like a lying sack of moose dung. Bodyguards-- to keep the hoards of squeelin young Native chicks away from the drum. sidenote: I ain't never seen a Bodyguard tho, just heard about them. They are somewhat of a myth on the powwow trail Sticklet's--they are basically dudes who never made the cut to sit at the drum but can patch up a stick like new in between contest songs. They don't get paid, just have the authorization to tell a chic "Awww, comon, do it for (insert drum name here)!" Personal Assistant's--Just a fancy name for the drummer's side snag. Stylist--Ensures that there is a constant supply of 'do rags, baggy jeans, South Pole sweatshirts and knock-off Tims for Northern Drums. And Cowboy hats, ballcrusher jeans and bolo ties for Southern Drums. Make up - for those who paint there faces, these peeps put it on all good looking for them like Picasso! Dietician--Makes sure the the drum is as Bannock looking as possible, at all times. Constant supply of fry bread, coffee and strawberry juice. Electronic Technicians - To make sure the tape/video recorder is set at the end of the last song so vital recordings are not taped over. Travel Coordinator - Who rides with who and equal chip in costs for lodging, gas etc. And where exactly are we going next weekend? and the next? huh? Winner pays the way home! Ayeee!! Consumer Products - A non-singer that came along for the ride and says he/she will sell cd's to justify going. This person will also go out to the store to buy beer and other party essentials before the store closes. Intelligence Officer - To eavesdrop on other drum groups to find out what song the other drums are learning and will sing. This person will also look over the shoulder of drum judges to see which drums they are "hooking up" this week. PA Specialists - The ones who haul and set up the speakers, mic and cord s then of course the Test Test Test 1, 2, uhh....ummm, 3!!

10-27-2003, 01:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jibby™ NDNBUNZ Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: BABYLON HATE MACHINE Posts: 2,094	WHAT THA!?!?! Ok folks, here is one instance of plagerism and it wasn't perpetrated by me! This was written by me a VERY long time ago in a thread that I can't even remember. Some clown went and added two very phoney lines that ain't even funny. :Yell Hey, at least it's nice to know that my material gets around. LOL! __________________ Got percap?

10-27-2003, 01:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Coyot_In_The_House NO STALKERS! GET A LIFE? Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,871	Geez..... Someone's Panties are Bunching.....:p

10-27-2003, 02:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jibby™ NDNBUNZ Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: BABYLON HATE MACHINE Posts: 2,094	I mean, it's cool that people think my stuff is funny, but don't go and ruin it by adding some unfunny ish. Tu sabes? __________________ Got percap?

10-27-2003, 02:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Coyot_In_The_House NO STALKERS! GET A LIFE? Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,871	Waaageh! All you gals just need to keep your ponies out of OUR Garden......AYYYY!

10-27-2003, 02:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kakeeya PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: By a mountain on the Rez Posts: 2,525	Too Funny! Good job Jibby, this was humorous and I received it via email today. I thought others would enjoy it too so I posted it.

10-27-2003, 02:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Emmy Flat E! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Silver Spring Posts: 3,356	jibs what they add? __________________ Oh yeah, I used to know Quentin...He's a real...He's a real Jerky ~Flat Beat~

10-27-2003, 02:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kakeeya PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: By a mountain on the Rez Posts: 2,525	Really......what did they add? I just posted as I got it, no embelleshments from me.

10-27-2003, 02:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
Awful_Mnom_Woman Guest Posts: n/a	What makes those funny is cuz they're true...lol

10-27-2003, 02:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
Crow_hunny_420 ~~ Is Tha Prototype~~ Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Teepee Capital of the World Posts: 9,601