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Old 03-03-2001, 10:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My mom watched this show on Aptn and the guy was doing a top ten list - like Letterman - only it was "Things you never hear natives saying"

She told me a couple but didn't get to write down the whole list so let's make our own.

"Let's sit in a square!"

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Old 03-04-2001, 12:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yoooo, Adriannnnnn!!! Adriannnnn. I did it!!!(Rocky Balboa) ha ha ha.

Absolutely wonderful dahling!!!

Ugh, you and me go to big tipi in sky!! ha ha ha

Uh...er...ah...somebody see which way that buffalo herd went????


Geez Louise, my pony needs new treads!!!


(talking on a cell phone) Hello, Hello, Honey you got that extra pair of moccasins ready yet. I just blew a hole in mine coming around the bend. ha ha ha.

ha ha ha Do these count? Onen.



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Old 03-04-2001, 12:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm....things you never hear Natives saying....

10. "Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?".
9. "Nope, no frybread for me!".
8. "Howdy Pardner!!".
7. "Y'all come back now, y'hear!!".
6. "Home, James!!" (to the chauffeur).
5. Explaining an ol' NDN trick.
4. "And be on time!!"
3. "Uh...Houston? We have a problem!".
2. The Presidential Oath

and the #1 thing you won't hear a Native say....

"Yaaay!! We have our land back!!"


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Old 03-04-2001, 01:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2001, 01:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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oooopssss........http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/redface.gif

sorry, Faith.....http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gifazed:

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Old 03-04-2001, 01:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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We love Columbus day.
I hate sports.
can we have cornbread instead of frybread.
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Old 03-04-2001, 01:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I was only playing it's all in fun http://www.powwows.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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Old 03-04-2001, 02:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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HOW!
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(my usual answer:"If you don't know how, I ain't gonna teach you.")

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Old 03-04-2001, 06:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Here's a couple...
I never shop at Wal-Mart
Lets take my car !
I love to get up early and get to work!(even if some of us do , we wouldn't admit it ) LOL
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Old 03-04-2001, 08:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Faith, we gotta get you out to Mohawk country...you will hear, "pass the corn bread, huh?". ha ha ha.

How about this one:

Uh, yeah officer the limo and the rolex that were stolen, were mine.

Yeah. My wife was expensive...I had to give her Dad six mules.

How come all them telephone poles have funny figures carved on them?

Caviar is so passe, don't you think, my dear?

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Old 03-04-2001, 11:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2001, 02:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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My husband's submission to the list:

"No thanks, we're vegetarians."
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Old 03-04-2001, 07:29 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i agree with tree on that cornbread!

here's a few:

- "how do you get the gamey taste out?"
- "what are you guys really smokin in those pipes?"
- "what does it mean when you see a (pick your favorite animal)?"

keep em comin!

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Old 03-04-2001, 09:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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How come there isn't a place here for a motor on this boat?(canoe)

Isn't there supposed to be a step stool to help me get on this horse?



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