25 Signs You Have Grown Up

**OneidaDreamer** · 04-04-2007, 07:32 PM

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and

"break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door

won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around

you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,

rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and

pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to

drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you

congratulate them instead of asking "Oh ****, what the hell

happened?"

**middle of the sky** · 05-16-2007, 09:32 PM

heres a sign youve grown old

1. your socks are black

trob226 · 05-30-2007, 06:04 PM

Dreamer - have you been peeking into my windows at my life again?

**OneidaDreamer** · 05-30-2007, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trob226

Dreamer - have you been peeking into my windows at my life again?

Perhaps niji! Aye!

Southern Comfort · 05-31-2007, 08:38 AM

lol ohhh now i c whats goin on wit my mom...lol aye jk love ya momz

04-04-2007, 07:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
OneidaDreamer PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oneida,Wisconsin Posts: 2,241	25 Signs You Have Grown Up 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good **." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **, what the hell happened?" __________________

05-31-2007, 08:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
Southern Comfort GOOD TIL THA LAST DROP Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: tha rez...lol CHI'TOWN Posts: 126	lol ohhh now i c whats goin on wit my mom...lol aye jk love ya momz __________________ www.myspace.com/southernx_hunnie2k5 or visit my drums page www.myspace.com/crickethillsingers EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I C U U ARE ALL I WANT AND ALL I NEED...DARLING WITHOUT U THERE IS OE ME

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