OneidaDreamer

How to speak about women and be politically correct



1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."



2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY

APPRECIATIVE."



3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."



4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE

INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY."



5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED

COMPANION."



6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."



7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY

INCONVENIENCED."



8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."



9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."



10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."



11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - she is "PECTORALLY

SUPERIOR."



12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."







HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN

STORAGE FACILITY."



2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."



3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."



4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."



5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL

DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."



6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY

HORIZONTAL."



7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of

"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."



8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."



9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP

CHALLENGED."



10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."



11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's

"REAR CLEAVAGE."

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whitewave

LOL thats too funny. The girls at my office liked it too thanks!

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"To ignore injustice is to allow it"

Peace, Love, and many blessings,
White Wave

middle of the sky

how did i miss all these ...was i "REALITY IMPAIRED."