OneidaDreamer

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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Wakalapi

I live about a mile from the Yakima Wal-Mart and some of those sound soooooo tempting.....
LOL

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Redstone

These are a real hoot. Be good for some in the Seattle Wal-Marts. And also the one in Yakima too! Gotta share this one.

NorthofAda

LMSO

Migiziwomen

lmao

okay but that one with the tomato juice is just sick lol

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southernx_hunnie08

lol i was in gallup nm one summer and me n my cuzn amber whre just being dumb walkin around wally world at like2 in da mornin adn we did some of these it was so funnyyy.......but i love wally world(aka Gathering of Nations)

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OneidaDreamer

LMAO gods I love this thread!!!

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