What you really don't want to hear Thanksgiving...

Mato Winyan · 11-20-2007, 11:47 PM

You really don't want to hear the cook in the middle of making dinner say..ewwwwww....... oh well.

Mato Winyan · 11-20-2007, 11:51 PM

You really don't want to hear grandpa announce at the dinner table he's going next Tuesday to have the boil on his butt lanced.

Mato Winyan · 11-20-2007, 11:54 PM

You don't want to hear your aunt ask your 13yr old daughter what kind of birth control she's planning on using.

Mato Winyan · 11-20-2007, 11:58 PM

You really don't want to hear that instead of pecan and rhubarb pie your having melon balls with yogurt for dessert.

Dawn_B · 11-21-2007, 03:05 AM

your dad has a se% slave.. (its true my dad told me and my siser this about 5 yrs ago) and there still together!! lol

timmy tiger · 11-21-2007, 03:46 AM

You don't want to hear a cook rave about how they had a turkey like this before and it was the best they ever ate (cooked 16 hours on very low heat) just to cut into it and find it's pink.EWWWE

timmy tiger · 11-21-2007, 03:47 AM

You don't want to hear a cook say "Ouch!!" and walk in to find blood everywhere, from a small cut. I didn't eat that time.

**CandaePrincess** · 11-21-2007, 11:44 AM

What you really don't want to hear at Thanksgiving:

Friday morning you wake up to hear of a massive Butterball recall......little too late.

stillrezin · 11-21-2007, 10:28 PM

you really dont want to hear anyone say...........

'did anyone see the dog?'

timmy tiger · 11-22-2007, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillrezin

you really dont want to hear anyone say...........

'did anyone see the dog?'

That's it HIDE ROVER!!!LMAO

timmy tiger · 11-22-2007, 02:00 AM

You really don't want to hear someone to say "I had diaherea last night and only had time to make this Rocky Road Cake for today."

1fromozette · 11-22-2007, 05:45 PM

things that u can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breasts!!!!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn you'll get sum!!!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in!!!

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to cum at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!!!

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Creewoman05 · 11-22-2007, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1fromozette

things that u can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breasts!!!!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn you'll get sum!!!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in!!!

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to cum at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!!!

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

ROFLMFAO thanks for posting that woot!

11-20-2007, 11:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mato Winyan Gangster of Love Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Indiana Posts: 5,497 Blog Entries: 4	What you really don't want to hear Thanksgiving... You really don't want to hear the cook in the middle of making dinner say..ewwwwww....... oh well. __________________ "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

11-20-2007, 11:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mato Winyan Gangster of Love Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Indiana Posts: 5,497 Blog Entries: 4	You really don't want to hear grandpa announce at the dinner table he's going next Tuesday to have the boil on his butt lanced. __________________ "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

11-20-2007, 11:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mato Winyan Gangster of Love Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Indiana Posts: 5,497 Blog Entries: 4	You don't want to hear your aunt ask your 13yr old daughter what kind of birth control she's planning on using. __________________ "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

11-20-2007, 11:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mato Winyan Gangster of Love Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Indiana Posts: 5,497 Blog Entries: 4	You really don't want to hear that instead of pecan and rhubarb pie your having melon balls with yogurt for dessert. __________________ "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

11-21-2007, 03:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dawn_B Junior Dancer Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tujunga, CA Posts: 144	your dad has a se% slave.. (its true my dad told me and my siser this about 5 yrs ago) and there still together!! lol __________________

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timmy tiger Head Dancer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: where ever there are babies or children you can find me Posts: 17,431 Blog Entries: 3	You don't want to hear a cook rave about how they had a turkey like this before and it was the best they ever ate (cooked 16 hours on very low heat) just to cut into it and find it's pink.EWWWE

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timmy tiger Head Dancer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: where ever there are babies or children you can find me Posts: 17,431 Blog Entries: 3	You don't want to hear a cook say "Ouch!!" and walk in to find blood everywhere, from a small cut. I didn't eat that time.

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11-22-2007, 02:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
timmy tiger Head Dancer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: where ever there are babies or children you can find me Posts: 17,431 Blog Entries: 3	You really don't want to hear someone to say "I had diaherea last night and only had time to make this Rocky Road Cake for today."

11-22-2007, 05:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
1fromozette Junior Dancer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: seattle, wa Posts: 221	things that u can say ONLY at Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breasts!!!! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn you'll get sum!!! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in!!! 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to cum at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!!! 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? __________________ SEATTLE SEAHAWKS 2005 NFC CHAMPS 2006 NFC WEST CHAMPS