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**ac_miss** · 02-21-2008, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilbigwoman

AC!!! *runs & tackles you* WHAT'S UP CHICA?! I've been missing you like no other!!!

Anyways, I haven't gotten my crown/sash yet...but I'm on the look out for the delivery truck. Paul said he would send it out by this weekend. From there, I have to have a meeting with my Kathla (Grandma) to see what to do about it because we had a death in our family. Usually when we have a death, the entire family goes into Mourning for a year, or until the family elder decides its time to rejoin the dance circle. My younger Cousin & I have to meet with her. My Younger cousin is the 2008 Happy Canyon Princess for the Pendleton Round-Up. So I spoke with the Happy Canyon Commitee, and they were 100% ok with me joining them in their parade routes to get PowWows.com out there and known to everyone in this area. So when that decision comes through, I'll let y'all know.

Anyways, I finally cut out my new mocs, leggins, belt, belt bag, and cuffs. I am still designing tho. On this set, I'm planning on working from "bottom" up. I also have my contemporary cape drawn out, prolly cut it out when I figure out how I'm going to design it...LOL. Soon!!! That's my goal for this year, I want new regalia, so now I'm gonna make it.

Work, well, work is ok. Its seriously straining my personal life, and I decided that after my next project, I'm going to go back to school. I need to start the registration process so I can start up this summer. If needed, I've accepted the fact that I may have to get a different job. One that will allow me to stay in the area to attend school. That's sutm I really really want to do...so now I think I am going to put forth the effort and 'Git'R'Done'.

HMMM...yeah...that's about it...jest hangin out at work. If any of y'all get bored, add me to your messenger thing and chat it up with me!!!*lilbigwoman05@yahoo.com*

Check y'all later!!!

I think after that tackle, you've deflated my boobs! *LOL* Heeheee.

Wow, finally glad that you got your sash/banner, huh? That's cool. HOw does it look??? Or did I miss the pics? If not, show us some pics! I wanna see!! I wanna see!

Well, sorry to hear about the death in your family. Our family is pretty much the same, but then again I have some family members that say, "just go on with life and dancing. That's the biggest honor." So we pretty much live by that. We honor our loved ones by continuing to dance, however, it's up to you and your traditions. Whatever you decide, I'm sure all of us will understand and be with you 100%. Don't despair!!! Hang in there, chica! *hugs*

As for my new ride, got a 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo. It's spanking new, never had an owner with only 67 miles on it. It's nice!! It's fully loaded and love the warranties and insurance extras that go along with it. Nice, however, the payments are a bit high for us because we had to trade in our 2005 Hyundai Elantra and we still owed a lot on it, but I suppose we can manage. I got a small raise this week. Yay!

Anyways, get back to school while you're still young. Education is important especially while you're still young because you retain that information from high school. I'm still trying to pick up the pieces and go back, but it'll be a long while before I graduate. Whew! Oh well...I know it will be worth it. If my hubby can work full-time and go to school full-time, I know I can do it, or rather anyone could do it. So go back to school!!

Hey, how are you and Al doing?? HOpe you two are doing okay and spending lots of time together.

**ac_miss** · 02-21-2008, 06:29 PM

I realized I haven't said hello to everyone. So sorry! *LOL*

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

I got a new 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo. Wohoo! I'm happy. It's nice. Thought I'd share my good news. I also got a small raise this week. Woohoo!! Much to celebrate. First round on me at Starbucks if you can make it here. *LOL*

Well, hope everyone is doing okay today. I know I'm certainly am doing good. Tomorrow is Friday and payday! Wohoo!

lilbigwoman · 02-21-2008, 06:42 PM

Good To Hear From You AC!!! Congrats on the New Car!!! WOO HOO!!! I'm happy for you!!!

I still haven't received my Crown and other goodies yet. I've been keeping an eye out for it in the mail whenever it arrives here at work. Still no sign yet...wondering what kind of S&H Paul sent it in...lol...snail mail?

Anyways, I have been considering leaving my company, but it is looking like I will not have to do that at all. They are opening up a call center that I am looking at moving over to so I will be able to attend college. College is something that I really want. Not just for me, but my entire family. Once I finish, I will be the first 'young'n' to complete my college education. If it takes demoting myself for this, then that is fine...it will pay off in the long run (aside from bills, but you know what I mean).

Me & Al are doing fine. Haven't seen each other for a while, with all my family issues going on, and not to mention work trying to send me out to New Jersey. That will be a two month job. Hopefully only a two month job. Anyone going to the UCONN pow wow in May? I'm going with my sister!!! So I better see someone there!!!

As for your boobs gettin mooshed...mah bad! *Slaps On The Back* That should pop 'em back out...LOL.

**ac_miss** · 02-21-2008, 06:53 PM

LBW....hey that slap did wonders! I'm not only back to my original size but I grew some more. Aye! *LOL* Argh! I'm so overweight it's not even funny, but I gotta devote myself to getting fit and eating healthier foods. I think I will try reallly soon. Anyways..

Yeah, you have to make some sacrifices in order to get ahead. In the long run it will work out, so hang in there. Jersey? You're going out there? Wow! You sure are going places.

Paul better send the crown soon or else you're gonna have to use one of those Burger King crowns for now. *LOL* Aye!!!

Eagle Plumes · 02-21-2008, 06:53 PM

lawd dont let them mens hear about yer Boob problem they will be more than willing to help! I too am sorry to hear about your Uncle what ever is decided as AC said we will respect and love the decision no matter what.

**ac_miss** · 02-21-2008, 06:54 PM

wow, it's almost quitting time here. better get home and start dinner.

TTYL, LBW!!

Bye everyone!!!

**ac_miss** · 02-21-2008, 06:55 PM

EP.....ain't that right! *LOL*

**spottedeagle** · 02-21-2008, 07:25 PM

Got up this morning to a brisk -8F. Brrrrrrr

It made it up to 26 by this afternoon, suppose to get some more snow tonight.

When will it ever end??? (using my best sponge bob voice). I am so ready for spring to arrive!!!!!!!!!

Anyone catch the Lunar Eclipse last night? it was pretty kewl. Nice clear sky and full moon here. They were saying it will be the last Lunar Eclipse until 2010.

Ok time to get busy. I got tons of stuff to work on

**spottedeagle** · 02-21-2008, 07:38 PM

Oh yea almost forgot. Don't know if any of you remember a guy in the chat room during Seminole fan talking about he downloaded some hand drum songs onto youtube under solocree. I was taking a break last night and ended up on youtube looking at handdrum songs and saw the name. Remembering him say something about it I checked him out. He's got an awesome voice!!!! I bout fell over. Nice harmony type round dance songs, no hand drum just the vocals, but it sounded shhhhhweeeeet!!!

This one's my favorite out of his 7 songs

YouTube - Baby Girl By SoloCree

lilbigwoman · 02-21-2008, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ac_miss

LBW....hey that slap did wonders! I'm not only back to my original size but I grew some more. Aye! *LOL* Argh! I'm so overweight it's not even funny, but I gotta devote myself to getting fit and eating healthier foods. I think I will try reallly soon. Anyways..

Yeah, you have to make some sacrifices in order to get ahead. In the long run it will work out, so hang in there. Jersey? You're going out there? Wow! You sure are going places.

Paul better send the crown soon or else you're gonna have to use one of those Burger King crowns for now. *LOL* Aye!!!

I'm glad the slap helped ya out!!! If it added a few extras...your man will LOVE it...LMAO!!! Anyways, yeah, still no crown...I think Paul already sent it...now I'm jest waiting for it to get here. New Jersey...that's going to be an adventure...LOL. I'm going with my sister who has never been to anyplace that big...and with me...she's gonna have a huge adventure ahead of her...and By The Way...there is nothing wrong with my BK Crown!!! I LOVE IT!!! LMAO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eagle Plumes

lawd dont let them mens hear about yer Boob problem they will be more than willing to help! I too am sorry to hear about your Uncle what ever is decided as AC said we will respect and love the decision no matter what.

Awww...thank you EP...More than likely, it will be ok as my gramma is aware how many people I am representing for this Site.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ac_miss

wow, it's almost quitting time here. better get home and start dinner.

TTYL, LBW!!

Bye everyone!!!

I want some dinner!!! What's on the menu? LOL...butthead...I still have bout an hour of work left yet...HORRIBLE!!!

between2worlds · 02-21-2008, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spottedeagle

Oh yea almost forgot. Don't know if any of you remember a guy in the chat room during Seminole fan talking about he downloaded some hand drum songs onto youtube under solocree. I was taking a break last night and ended up on youtube looking at handdrum songs and saw the name. Remembering him say something about it I checked him out. He's got an awesome voice!!!! I bout fell over. Nice harmony type round dance songs, no hand drum just the vocals, but it sounded shhhhhweeeeet!!!

This one's my favorite out of his 7 songs

YouTube - Baby Girl By SoloCree

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.... thanks for the link!! This guy should be in the Powwow Idol comp... he does have a very good voice.

*grin* Bannock & Soup is more my speed tho LOL

YouTube - Bannock and Soup by SoloCree

**wardancer** · 02-21-2008, 09:24 PM

Super Bowl Seat
>
>
>
>
> A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he
> sits down, a
> man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in
> the seat
> next to him.
>
> "No", he said, "the seat is empty".
> "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right
> mind would
> have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest
> sport event in
> the world, and not use it ?"
>
> Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually
> belongs to me. I
> was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed
> away. This is
> the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we
> got married in
> 1967."
>
> "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
> couldn't you find
> someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor
> to take the
> seat?"
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the
> funeral."

**APACHEFIRE** · 02-21-2008, 10:22 PM

hi everyone

**spottedeagle** · 02-21-2008, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wardancer

Super Bowl Seat
>
>
>
>
> A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he
> sits down, a
> man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in
> the seat
> next to him.
>
> "No", he said, "the seat is empty".
> "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right
> mind would
> have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest
> sport event in
> the world, and not use it ?"
>
> Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually
> belongs to me. I
> was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed
> away. This is
> the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we
> got married in
> 1967."
>
> "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
> couldn't you find
> someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor
> to take the
> seat?"
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the
> funeral."

LOL, I bet the ladies are thinking only a man!!!

**spottedeagle** · 02-21-2008, 11:41 PM

WD I liked yours so here's mine. just got it in my email

Only a man-Stun Gun

This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop
that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! ZAP! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, right?!!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood loving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER! WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION @!@$$!%!@*!!!

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "Do it again, do it again!"

Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-*****. that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.

I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock,
Tommy

**APACHEFIRE** · 02-22-2008, 12:04 AM

this is the BEST laugh i have had in aVERY long time!! those with a vivid imagination will laugh as hard as i am! thank you again!!

**wardancer** · 02-22-2008, 12:40 AM

Good One !

tikiboo · 02-22-2008, 04:38 AM

Laughed as hard this time as I did the first time I read it..nobody can be that stupid Can they?????

Hi Denzzzzz good morning.. and bye for now...take care and
GOD Bless.

Margy · 02-22-2008, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spottedeagle

Oh yea almost forgot. Don't know if any of you remember a guy in the chat room during Seminole fan talking about he downloaded some hand drum songs onto youtube under solocree. I was taking a break last night and ended up on youtube looking at handdrum songs and saw the name. Remembering him say something about it I checked him out. He's got an awesome voice!!!! I bout fell over. Nice harmony type round dance songs, no hand drum just the vocals, but it sounded shhhhhweeeeet!!!

This one's my favorite out of his 7 songs

YouTube - Baby Girl By SoloCree

Mmmm I love that voice!

Quote:

Originally Posted by wardancer

Super Bowl Seat
>
>
>
>
> A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he
> sits down, a
> man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in
> the seat
> next to him.
>
> "No", he said, "the seat is empty".
> "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right
> mind would
> have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest
> sport event in
> the world, and not use it ?"
>
> Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually
> belongs to me. I
> was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed
> away. This is
> the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we
> got married in
> 1967."
>
> "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
> couldn't you find
> someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor
> to take the
> seat?"
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the
> funeral."

Oh WD, that's just baaaad

Quote:

Originally Posted by APACHEFIRE

hi everyone

Hi

Quote:

Originally Posted by between2worlds

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.... thanks for the link!! This guy should be in the Powwow Idol comp... he does have a very good voice.

*grin* Bannock & Soup is more my speed tho LOL

YouTube - Bannock and Soup by SoloCree

Hi Patrick, those are very nice, too....but SoloCree is more my speed grin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilbigwoman

I want some dinner!!! What's on the menu? LOL...butthead...I still have bout an hour of work left yet...HORRIBLE!!!

I want breakfast! I guess I need to make it myself

Quote:

Originally Posted by ac_miss

wow, it's almost quitting time here. better get home and start dinner.

TTYL, LBW!!

Bye everyone!!!

Bye and hi!

Quote:

Originally Posted by spottedeagle

WD I liked yours so here's mine. just got it in my email

Only a man-Stun Gun

This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop
that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! ZAP! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, right?!!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood loving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER! WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION @!@$$!%!@*!!!

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "Do it again, do it again!"

Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-*****. that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.

I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock,
Tommy

I can still see him

Quote:

Originally Posted by APACHEFIRE

this is the BEST laugh i have had in aVERY long time!! those with a vivid imagination will laugh as hard as i am! thank you again!!

Hi....I'm still laughing

Quote:

Originally Posted by tikiboo

Laughed as hard this time as I did the first time I read it..nobody can be that stupid Can they?????

Hi Denzzzzz good morning.. and bye for now...take care and
GOD Bless.

Well yes, that's possible

I wonder whether he tried it again .... hi Tikiboo

Hi Plumez, hi Foxy, hi Tiff, hi everybody ....

**spottedeagle** · 02-22-2008, 07:35 AM

Goooood Mooooooorrnnninnnng Den!!! Decided I'm staying home today. Got a stuffed head and I'm tied as hell. Hope I'm not catching that d@mn bug again!!! So I'll try to get some craftwork done today and relax.

02-21-2008, 06:29 PM	#15162 (permalink)
ac_miss Beading Mad Woman Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,466 Credits: 5,193,347.69 Blog Entries: 3	I realized I haven't said hello to everyone. So sorry! LOL HELLO EVERYONE!!! I got a new 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo. Wohoo! I'm happy. It's nice. Thought I'd share my good news. I also got a small raise this week. Woohoo!! Much to celebrate. First round on me at Starbucks if you can make it here. LOL Well, hope everyone is doing okay today. I know I'm certainly am doing good. Tomorrow is Friday and payday! Wohoo! __________________ Bead All You Can Bead

02-21-2008, 06:42 PM	#15163 (permalink)
lilbigwoman BOM CHICKA WAHWAAAAAAAAH Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Pendleton, Oregon Posts: 1,110 Credits: 4,537.03 Blog Entries: 3	Good To Hear From You AC!!! Congrats on the New Car!!! WOO HOO!!! I'm happy for you!!! I still haven't received my Crown and other goodies yet. I've been keeping an eye out for it in the mail whenever it arrives here at work. Still no sign yet...wondering what kind of S&H Paul sent it in...lol...snail mail? Anyways, I have been considering leaving my company, but it is looking like I will not have to do that at all. They are opening up a call center that I am looking at moving over to so I will be able to attend college. College is something that I really want. Not just for me, but my entire family. Once I finish, I will be the first 'young'n' to complete my college education. If it takes demoting myself for this, then that is fine...it will pay off in the long run (aside from bills, but you know what I mean). Me & Al are doing fine. Haven't seen each other for a while, with all my family issues going on, and not to mention work trying to send me out to New Jersey. That will be a two month job. Hopefully only a two month job. Anyone going to the UCONN pow wow in May? I'm going with my sister!!! So I better see someone there!!! As for your boobs gettin mooshed...mah bad! Slaps On The Back That should pop 'em back out...LOL. __________________ HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY!!! LONG TIME NO SEE!!!

02-21-2008, 06:53 PM	#15164 (permalink)
ac_miss Beading Mad Woman Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,466 Credits: 5,193,347.69 Blog Entries: 3	LBW....hey that slap did wonders! I'm not only back to my original size but I grew some more. Aye! LOL Argh! I'm so overweight it's not even funny, but I gotta devote myself to getting fit and eating healthier foods. I think I will try reallly soon. Anyways.. Yeah, you have to make some sacrifices in order to get ahead. In the long run it will work out, so hang in there. Jersey? You're going out there? Wow! You sure are going places. Paul better send the crown soon or else you're gonna have to use one of those Burger King crowns for now. LOL Aye!!! __________________ Bead All You Can Bead

02-21-2008, 06:54 PM	#15166 (permalink)
ac_miss Beading Mad Woman Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,466 Credits: 5,193,347.69 Blog Entries: 3	wow, it's almost quitting time here. better get home and start dinner. TTYL, LBW!! Bye everyone!!! __________________ Bead All You Can Bead

02-21-2008, 06:55 PM	#15167 (permalink)
ac_miss Beading Mad Woman Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,466 Credits: 5,193,347.69 Blog Entries: 3	EP.....ain't that right! LOL __________________ Bead All You Can Bead

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02-21-2008, 06:53 PM	#15165 (permalink)
Eagle Plumes Just Bead it! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: MId-West Posts: 13,028 Credits: 35,107,931.40	lawd dont let them mens hear about yer Boob problem they will be more than willing to help! I too am sorry to hear about your Uncle what ever is decided as AC said we will respect and love the decision no matter what.

02-21-2008, 07:25 PM	#15168 (permalink)
spottedeagle FANMAKR Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Soaring over you Posts: 4,614 Credits: 26,073,538.60	Got up this morning to a brisk -8F. Brrrrrrr It made it up to 26 by this afternoon, suppose to get some more snow tonight. When will it ever end??? (using my best sponge bob voice). I am so ready for spring to arrive!!!!!!!!! Anyone catch the Lunar Eclipse last night? it was pretty kewl. Nice clear sky and full moon here. They were saying it will be the last Lunar Eclipse until 2010. Ok time to get busy. I got tons of stuff to work on __________________ The things you are doing today are the traditions of twenty-five years from now. -Daryl Baldwin: Miami http://www.myspace.com/spottedeagle_fans

02-21-2008, 07:38 PM	#15169 (permalink)
spottedeagle FANMAKR Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Soaring over you Posts: 4,614 Credits: 26,073,538.60	Oh yea almost forgot. Don't know if any of you remember a guy in the chat room during Seminole fan talking about he downloaded some hand drum songs onto youtube under solocree. I was taking a break last night and ended up on youtube looking at handdrum songs and saw the name. Remembering him say something about it I checked him out. He's got an awesome voice!!!! I bout fell over. Nice harmony type round dance songs, no hand drum just the vocals, but it sounded shhhhhweeeeet!!! This one's my favorite out of his 7 songs YouTube - Baby Girl By SoloCree __________________ The things you are doing today are the traditions of twenty-five years from now. -Daryl Baldwin: Miami http://www.myspace.com/spottedeagle_fans

02-21-2008, 09:24 PM	#15172 (permalink)
wardancer Happily Married ! LOL Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: S.E.Kansas (again) LOL Posts: 11,932 Credits: 17,440,964.97	Super Bowl Seat > > > > > A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he > sits down, a > man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in > the seat > next to him. > > "No", he said, "the seat is empty". > "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right > mind would > have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest > sport event in > the world, and not use it ?" > > Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually > belongs to me. I > was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed > away. This is > the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we > got married in > 1967." > > "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But > couldn't you find > someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor > to take the > seat?" > > > > > > > > > > The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the > funeral." __________________ *I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !* *Never wrestle with a pig....you both get dirty and the pig likes it !* I'm not as good as I once was , but I'm as good once as I ever was ! Never steal......especially from your parents....it causes irrepairable damage !

02-21-2008, 10:22 PM	#15173 (permalink)
APACHEFIRE dont feel like laughin Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NO MANS LAND Posts: 3,878 Credits: 15,796,051.53 Blog Entries: 30	hi everyone __________________

02-21-2008, 11:41 PM	#15175 (permalink)
spottedeagle FANMAKR Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Soaring over you Posts: 4,614 Credits: 26,073,538.60	WD I liked yours so here's mine. just got it in my email Only a man-Stun Gun This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! ZAP! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, right?!!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood loving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER! WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION @!@$$!%!@!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "Do it again, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-****. that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock, Tommy __________________ The things you are doing today are the traditions of twenty-five years from now. -Daryl Baldwin: Miami http://www.myspace.com/spottedeagle_fans

02-22-2008, 12:04 AM	#15176 (permalink)
APACHEFIRE dont feel like laughin Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NO MANS LAND Posts: 3,878 Credits: 15,796,051.53 Blog Entries: 30	Thank You Spottedeagle!! *this is the BEST* laugh i have had in aVERY long time!! those with a vivid imagination will laugh as hard as i am! thank you again!!**

02-22-2008, 12:40 AM	#15177 (permalink)
wardancer Happily Married ! LOL Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: S.E.Kansas (again) LOL Posts: 11,932 Credits: 17,440,964.97	Good One ! __________________ *I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !* *Never wrestle with a pig....you both get dirty and the pig likes it !* I'm not as good as I once was , but I'm as good once as I ever was ! Never steal......especially from your parents....it causes irrepairable damage !

02-22-2008, 04:38 AM	#15178 (permalink)
tikiboo Senior Dancer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: where ever I fall down Posts: 753 Credits: 9,094.21	Laughed as hard this time as I did the first time I read it..nobody can be that stupid Can they????? Hi Denzzzzz good morning.. and bye for now...take care and GOD Bless.

02-22-2008, 07:35 AM	#15180 (permalink)
spottedeagle FANMAKR Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Soaring over you Posts: 4,614 Credits: 26,073,538.60	Goooood Mooooooorrnnninnnng Den!!! Decided I'm staying home today. Got a stuffed head and I'm tied as hell. Hope I'm not catching that d@mn bug again!!! So I'll try to get some craftwork done today and relax. __________________ The things you are doing today are the traditions of twenty-five years from now. -Daryl Baldwin: Miami http://www.myspace.com/spottedeagle_fans

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