~pathwalker~

I think we need some silly stuff in chit chat. Its a little too serious lately...


Have you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering
that burger and drink combo?
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1. Ask for last months specials.
2. Place your order in three different languages if you
don't know any, make them up.
3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat
as desired.
4. Order a Whopper from McDonalds, when they say they
don't have Whoppers, insist that they do. If they still
argue, demand to see a manager then when you talk to
them order a normal meal and say I don't know what's up
with kids these days.
5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.
6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy
hour on draft beer.
7. In summer, turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music
while ordering in drive through.
8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and
order.
9. Go through the drive through in reverse, again.
10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out
of car, get jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate
tires.
11. Check oil in drive through, possibly touch up the wind-
shield with some glass cleaner.
12. Walk up to drive through window with hands in the air
like your holding onto a steering wheel.
13. Go through drive through and ask for directions to the
place you're at.
14. Go through drive through naked, excluding the rabbit
slippers of course!
15. Go inside and ask in a loud voice if they got rid of
the Ebola problems they've been having.
16. Argue with your passenger (that's not there) and continue
until you pay.
17. When they ask if that will be all, tell them to hold on,
your dog won't make up his mind.
18. After eating half your meal, return it and say you got
the wrong thing and ask for a refund.
19. As you're pulling away and they say "Have a nice day!",
put the car in reverse and ask them what the hell that's
supposed to mean.
20. Order something from one fast food place then go to
another drive through. When they give you your food,
take one bite and say, "No thank you, this tastes better
(pointing to bag from other place), may I have my money
back?"
21. Play name that tune with person taking the order.
22. Pretend your deaf and order in sign language.
23. Go through Taco Bell order the 7 layer burrito. When they
repeat your order, ask if each layer of the burrito is
sold separately.
24. When they ask how you are today, proceed by telling them
about your diarrhea problems, most likely due to the
burger you bought from them yesterday and the day before.
25. Go through a drive through. After they tell you to pull to the window,
drive past it and go inside to get your order.

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90% Angel


10% Lil Devil

~pathwalker~

Have Some Fun at the Work Place
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- Page yourself over the intercom - don't disguise your
voice.
- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same
outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is
especially effective if your boss is of a different
gender than you.
- Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to
them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky."
"No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with
you there, Cha-Cha."
- Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them
exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs
me, I'll be in the bathroom taking a dump."
- Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as
much since you did this.
- While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive
liquid. Call everyone Marge.
- Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge
to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself
randomly the whole way.
- Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell
people you're waiting for your document.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask
them if they want fries with that.
- Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself
in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker
and ask her to settle the disagreement.
- Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synch-
ronized chair-dancing.
- Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."
- Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
- Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts
or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work
complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your
stomach and say, "oh you've got to be faster than that.
- Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once every-
one has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to
espresso.

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90% Angel


10% Lil Devil

Annie Fawn

PW's trying to get someone sent to the funny farm! The caffiene thing would have everyone attacking each other in the place I used to work.

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Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

~pathwalker~

You did see the 10%, didnt you? (lil devil)

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90% Angel


10% Lil Devil

andre

I've done some of that. I put llamas randomly in important presentations and have them move all over the screen. I also put in "This slide intentionally left blank"

~pathwalker~

LMAO! I can see that now dre! Lmao!

what else, come on, i know u got stories!

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90% Angel


10% Lil Devil

andre

Well, we were going to surround someone's desk with pop cans all the way to the ceiling, but all the sugar was making us fat....

badmaninc

Dude, I have a niece who works at McDonalds and this little old lady comes there almost everyday and asks if she can Biggie size the meal and giggles, every time.

Oh yeah, it should say 10% angel and 90% crazy.

Resa

OOooooohhhh, I got one!

If you ever get pulled over, after the officer asks you for your license and registration, look at him with really wide eyes and say;

"THERE'S NO NEED TO LOOK IN THE TRUNK OFFICER"

Dakota Wica'hpi Ina

One year I saran- wrapped her car in holiday colors and put a huge bow on the top.
Another year some ppl and I chicken wire fenced in the front of her tent- then released a live rooster we "borrowed" from the petting zoo.
The last one was when her tipi got T.P.'ed

Resa

Super glue your bosses coffee mug to his desk. (It's fun)

Pour way too much of something into his/her coffee when they're not looking, sugar is good - salt is even better(also works in they're water)
We've tried hot sauce, it only curdles if there's cream in their coffee- so unless it's black, don't.
We've also tried laxatives, we don't know if it worked cuz he's constantly in the bathroom anyway, and probably wouldn't tell us if he's having probs.
If you have access, like we do, announce over the loudspeaker in the parking lot that his/her special (hemmoroid, herpes, genital irritation) cream is ready at the pharmacy.
If their girlfriend/boyfriend calls, tell them that they just left with an attractive young man/woman-or that they left HOURS ago with them.
Tell them that the health inspector is on their way!
My friend and I once faked a huge arguement and pretended to quit when he was the only one there.

Looking back at all of this, we should have been fired!!

~pathwalker~

awww, thats the sweetest thing yuve ever said to me! thanx!

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90% Angel


10% Lil Devil

~pathwalker~

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
First, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because
he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was
too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and
forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer
asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh I don't care," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even
have an air conditioner."

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90% Angel


10% Lil Devil

~pathwalker~