Why guys say they are better than us.

**~pathwalker~** · 05-25-2005, 04:11 PM

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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Ok, I found this on another website. what you do is pick one or more of them and prove that they are not true. OK, GO...

**~pathwalker~** · 05-25-2005, 04:15 PM

1. We keep our last name.
*but throw a fit when we don't want to change it to yours...*

2. The garage is all ours.
*for times when your not let back into the house*

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
*yet, your paying for it for the rest of your life*

tigger · 05-25-2005, 05:53 PM

very funny LOL

**SingingDeer** · 05-25-2005, 06:09 PM

20. We can open all our own jars.
*so you think - haha - then you ask your honey to do it when no one is looking*

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
*not really - haha - my uncle's mustache turned one color and his beard turned another*

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*except for those hiking boots, waders, etc with your hunting and fishing gear*

27. We almost never have strap problems in public
*but you have to scratch yourself whenever you think no one is looking*

**~pathwalker~** · 05-25-2005, 06:21 PM

Lmao Sd

**~pathwalker~** · 05-25-2005, 06:31 PM

4. Chocolate is just another snack.
*and?*

5. We can be president.
*Just call me Hillary*

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
*so can we, and you would love it.*

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
*that is true but we can get a lower rate by playin dumb and single.*

8. The world is our urinal.
*and that is something to brag about?*

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
*but we can use the clean employees bathroom just by a bat of an eyelash.*

10. Same work, more pay.
*same sh!t, different day*

Blackbear · 05-25-2005, 10:56 PM

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

So can I if I wanted to buy everyone sausage logs, cheese and beer nuts!

**~pathwalker~** · 05-26-2005, 12:36 AM

BB, Double pointz for you because that is not only quick shopping but it is also ONE STOP SHOPPING!

**SingingDeer** · 05-26-2005, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackbear

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

So can I if I wanted to buy everyone sausage logs, cheese and beer nuts!

Christmas gifts for all the guys

Singing Otter · 05-26-2005, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackbear

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

So can I if I wanted to buy everyone sausage logs, cheese and beer nuts!

LMFreakinAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

**~pathwalker~** · 05-26-2005, 07:28 AM

We still want to grow old with them, even if they do think that they are better, because we know it's not true....lol....

Blackbear · 05-26-2005, 06:18 PM

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

Too bad the hair does'nt always last

Blackbear · 05-26-2005, 06:20 PM

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

This means either you are short, wimpy or too engrossed with looking at my chest to notice I'm drooling on yours

05-25-2005, 04:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	Why guys say they are better than us. 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don't have to shave below our neck. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. __________________________________________________ __ Ok, I found this on another website. what you do is pick one or more of them and prove that they are not true. OK, GO... __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil

05-25-2005, 04:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	1. We keep our last name. but throw a fit when we don't want to change it to yours... 2. The garage is all ours. for times when your not let back into the house 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. yet, your paying for it for the rest of your life __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil

05-25-2005, 06:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
SingingDeer ~~~ Jedi Color Guard ~~~ Join Date: May 2005 Location: Washington State Posts: 13,603	20. We can open all our own jars. so you think - haha - then you ask your honey to do it when no one is looking 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. not really - haha - my uncle's mustache turned one color and his beard turned another 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. except for those hiking boots, waders, etc with your hunting and fishing gear 27. We almost never have strap problems in public but you have to scratch yourself whenever you think no one is looking __________________ "Liberty is the one thing you can't have unless you give it to others." ~ Wm A White "We could learn a lot from a box of crayons: some sharp, some pretty, some dull, some have weird names, & all different colors, but they have to learn to live in the same box." ~ Anon

05-25-2005, 06:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	Lmao Sd __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil

05-25-2005, 06:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	4. Chocolate is just another snack. and? 5. We can be president. Just call me Hillary 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. so can we, and you would love it. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. that is true but we can get a lower rate by playin dumb and single. 8. The world is our urinal. and that is something to brag about? 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. but we can use the clean employees bathroom just by a bat of an eyelash. 10. Same work, more pay. same sh!t, different day __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil

05-25-2005, 05:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
tigger Pow Wow Committee Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: powwows.com Posts: 6,182	very funny LOL

05-25-2005, 10:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
Blackbear Space Cowboy Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Alaska Posts: 9,622	35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. So can I if I wanted to buy everyone sausage logs, cheese and beer nuts! __________________ Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.

05-26-2005, 12:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	BB, Double pointz for you because that is not only quick shopping but it is also ONE STOP SHOPPING! __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil Last edited by ~pathwalker~; 05-26-2005 at 12:46 AM.

05-26-2005, 07:28 AM	#11 (permalink)
~pathwalker~ PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In front of my puter...in VA. Posts: 18,051	We still want to grow old with them, even if they do think that they are better, because we know it's not true....lol.... __________________ 90% Angel 10% Lil Devil

05-26-2005, 06:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Blackbear Space Cowboy Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Alaska Posts: 9,622	29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. Too bad the hair does'nt always last __________________ Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.

05-26-2005, 06:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
Blackbear Space Cowboy Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Alaska Posts: 9,622	13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. This means either you are short, wimpy or too engrossed with looking at my chest to notice I'm drooling on yours __________________ Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.