Paul!!!! Arghhh

Blackbear · 04-01-2005, 09:42 PM

Oh for crying out loud,... at least last year if you could read backwards you could read the forum.... happy april foolls day to you!

**Ginger** · 04-02-2005, 12:46 AM

I remember the year he did everything in Yellow geeze you really couldn't see a thing.

Blackbear · 04-03-2005, 06:19 AM

LOL I must have missed that year! Only other joke that I got played with is Sears delivery calling to say that they were going to be here between 1:45pm and 3:45pm and came at 11:45 am instead!

**Ginger** · 04-04-2005, 01:55 AM

I left my Ex and moved to Florida on April fools day.

Blackbear · 04-04-2005, 04:39 AM

My best friend told me 2 years ago she was pregnant with twins on april fools day.. but she really was! Last year I told the folks at my forum I was pregnant and they actually believed me!! LOL!! One was even pricing out tickets and counting months to be up here for the birth of the imaginary child LOL!

**AngelFeather** · 04-04-2005, 11:50 AM

LMAO....damn we seem to be haing a few cyber babies here.. LOL... BEGS is having one rofl..

too funny.. I cant think of any good April Fools jokes that I have playe don people...Dont think I ever really got into it.. just anothe day to me..Ohh wait... i had Pulled ON me...
I use to manage a duplex... I lived up top ad I ahd a tenant Downstairs... well on year I was odering Pizza from the HUT...
and a few minutes after i ahd mademy order i get a call.. A call from"Pizza Hut" telling me that dues to some kind of promotional deal I will be recieving my Pizza free and to tell the delivery person upon his arrival that I have been selected for the free Pizza... Im Like COOL... haha

Anyhoo the delivery guy gets there,,, and Im tryin to explain this all to him, while the whole time he has this look on his face like im all whacked out.. think he even asked me If i was drunk.. rofl..I was NO.. here you call them.. so he does.. hands me the phone and the other person is telling me they have no such promotion... well ok I feel dumb and pay fer my pizza and sit there wondering who phoned me and who Knew i was ordeing Pizza...
It wasnt till a few days later when i see my tenant.. and shes like Soo did ya enjoy your free Pizza? Im was like HUH? LOL.. she laughed... and said it was me you silly.. i phoned you.. didnt you know it was April Fools..?
I was like hell no If I knew that I woluda given you an eviction notice.. rofl...

**nt_inuk** · 04-04-2005, 12:07 PM

LMEBO = i'm a receptionist, so i take care of our 100 line phone system, so now you should enjoy this email i sent out to some of my co-workers.

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Just a reminder folks

Re: (Phone company) will be doing work on our phone system today at noon hour.

As per previous notification: They’ll be blowing out the phone lines at noon hour.

Before you leave for lunch, don’t forget to put plastic over your phone receiver

If you do not have a plastic, you can contact M.St for glad kitchen catchers, (phone company) said these bags would work just as well.

Everything should take only noon hour to blow the system out, get rid of the dust that may have collected over the last year and be back to normal by 1pm today.

If you have any questions please call 911

Regards

Juanita

**AngelFeather** · 04-04-2005, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nt_inuk

LMEBO = i'm a receptionist, so i take care of our 100 line phone system, so now you should enjoy this email i sent out to some of my co-workers.

---------------------------------------
Just a reminder folks

Re: (Phone company) will be doing work on our phone system today at noon hour.

As per previous notification: They’ll be blowing out the phone lines at noon hour.

Before you leave for lunch, don’t forget to put plastic over your phone receiver

If you do not have a plastic, you can contact M.St for glad kitchen catchers, (phone company) said these bags would work just as well.

Everything should take only noon hour to blow the system out, get rid of the dust that may have collected over the last year and be back to normal by 1pm today.

If you have any questions please call 911

Regards

Juanita

LMAo Inuk....

Ok wheres my plastic bag...HURRY... I need ONE!!!
LMAO.... before the phone BLows HURRY!!!!

damnit i gotta call 911.. is it safe... will it blow muh ear out too??? hahaha

*hello 911? you have any plastic bags over there?? this phone is gonna get a blow job today and needs a bag!!!*

Blackbear · 04-05-2005, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelFeather

*hello 911? you have any plastic bags over there?? this phone is gonna get a blow job today and needs a bag!!!*

Hubby says.. lucky phone! ROFLMAO!!!

**Ginger** · 04-05-2005, 05:41 PM

I remember once when I was about 9 years old, I called 911 & asked for the police I can't remember what I told them & the lady on the phone asked me what my name was & I told her puddintame & if you ask me again I'll tell you the same.

oh man about 5 min later the police was at my door having a talk with my mom.

**nt_inuk** · 04-05-2005, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackbear

Hubby says.. lucky phone! ROFLMAO!!!

LMEBO

**nt_inuk** · 04-05-2005, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelFeather

LMAo Inuk....

Ok wheres my plastic bag...HURRY... I need ONE!!!
LMAO.... before the phone BLows HURRY!!!!

damnit i gotta call 911.. is it safe... will it blow muh ear out too??? hahaha

*hello 911? you have any plastic bags over there?? this phone is gonna get a blow job today and needs a bag!!!*

lmebo

well, to get full appreciation of this ... we don't have 911 up here ... lmebo

nor, do we have a Juanita - whom works here

04-01-2005, 09:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Blackbear Space Cowboy Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Alaska Posts: 9,622	Paul!!!! Arghhh Oh for crying out loud,... at least last year if you could read backwards you could read the forum.... happy april foolls day to you! __________________ Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.

04-02-2005, 12:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	I remember the year he did everything in Yellow geeze you really couldn't see a thing. __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

04-03-2005, 06:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Blackbear Space Cowboy Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Alaska Posts: 9,622	LOL I must have missed that year! Only other joke that I got played with is Sears delivery calling to say that they were going to be here between 1:45pm and 3:45pm and came at 11:45 am instead! __________________ Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.

04-04-2005, 01:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	I left my Ex and moved to Florida on April fools day. __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

04-04-2005, 04:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Blackbear Space Cowboy Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Alaska Posts: 9,622	My best friend told me 2 years ago she was pregnant with twins on april fools day.. but she really was! Last year I told the folks at my forum I was pregnant and they actually believed me!! LOL!! One was even pricing out tickets and counting months to be up here for the birth of the imaginary child LOL! __________________ Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.

04-04-2005, 11:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	LMAO....damn we seem to be haing a few cyber babies here.. LOL... BEGS is having one rofl.. too funny.. I cant think of any good April Fools jokes that I have playe don people...Dont think I ever really got into it.. just anothe day to me..Ohh wait... i had Pulled ON me... I use to manage a duplex... I lived up top ad I ahd a tenant Downstairs... well on year I was odering Pizza from the HUT... and a few minutes after i ahd mademy order i get a call.. A call from"Pizza Hut" telling me that dues to some kind of promotional deal I will be recieving my Pizza free and to tell the delivery person upon his arrival that I have been selected for the free Pizza... Im Like COOL... haha Anyhoo the delivery guy gets there,,, and Im tryin to explain this all to him, while the whole time he has this look on his face like im all whacked out.. think he even asked me If i was drunk.. rofl..I was NO.. here you call them.. so he does.. hands me the phone and the other person is telling me they have no such promotion... well ok I feel dumb and pay fer my pizza and sit there wondering who phoned me and who Knew i was ordeing Pizza... It wasnt till a few days later when i see my tenant.. and shes like Soo did ya enjoy your free Pizza? Im was like HUH? LOL.. she laughed... and said it was me you silly.. i phoned you.. didnt you know it was April Fools..? I was like hell no If I knew that I woluda given you an eviction notice.. rofl...

04-04-2005, 12:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	This was one of my april fool's joke's ... lmebo LMEBO = i'm a receptionist, so i take care of our 100 line phone system, so now you should enjoy this email i sent out to some of my co-workers. --------------------------------------- Just a reminder folks Re: (Phone company) will be doing work on our phone system today at noon hour. As per previous notification: They’ll be blowing out the phone lines at noon hour. Before you leave for lunch, don’t forget to put plastic over your phone receiver If you do not have a plastic, you can contact M.St for glad kitchen catchers, (phone company) said these bags would work just as well. Everything should take only noon hour to blow the system out, get rid of the dust that may have collected over the last year and be back to normal by 1pm today. If you have any questions please call 911 Regards Juanita __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

04-05-2005, 05:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	I remember once when I was about 9 years old, I called 911 & asked for the police I can't remember what I told them & the lady on the phone asked me what my name was & I told her puddintame & if you ask me again I'll tell you the same. oh man about 5 min later the police was at my door having a talk with my mom. __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.