strange encounters: weirdo of the day

bushy_braids · 03-31-2005, 06:08 PM

i have a 45 min. train ride into work everyday and see some of the WEIRDEST folks that wander this earth. if i'm not takin' a snooze while riding the train, then i am busy people watching - one of my favorite things to do. in a day's commute i encounter so many strange occurances (sp?) that i've decided to dedicate a thread to the weirdo of the day!

#1: wigged out
on this particular morning's commute weirdo of the day rushed on the train, scouted out HIS seat, threw HIS bags down, crossed HIS legs and flipped HIS hair.
what normal dude acts like this? so i proceed to examine him toe to head, and he looks like fairly normal, like he could be someone's dad... until i reached the top...
could you believe that he was wearing a fire red, bob hair cut styled, WOMAN'S WIG!?!? it was BLATANTLY obvious this dude was wearing a wig and for what reason... i do not know! (dont' think i want to either) but he was sure flippin' it around like it was his!
now i wasn't the only one raising my brow at this one... but who goes out wearing a woman's wig!?!?

stay tuned...

**ndn_butterfly** · 03-31-2005, 08:11 PM

I have a 30 min bus ride to school..
On my way to school today (which wasn't too long ago)..this dude gets on the bus and sits behind me, next to a white dude. The dude who got on the bus was telling the guy "Oh you're cute, you look just like my ex..BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES"
This guy begins to talk about being in and out of the Penn..then he kept asking that guy "Have you ever seen someone hijack a bus before....Because i'll do it" THEN he starts talking about shooting up the bus and was all "I have a gun, do you wanna see it, I'll shoot this person in front of us (me)"..Fu** was I ever scared *L* I wanted to get off the bus so bad..to top it off..the dude was a skin

oneidagirl22 · 03-31-2005, 09:47 PM

other day i didnt hafta go in rite away 2 skool since they're having this testing juniors dont hafta take. my best friend & i went ovr 2 a lil convenience store. we were standing there palyin w/the hair weaves goofin round lyk teen gurls do. this old guy says 2 us, "Oh excuse me, dont wanna bump into u gurls, i hav mad cow disease." She practically ran round tha corner. We couldnt stop laffin our butts off. honestly, who goes round sayin that. there r sum reel strange ppl out there. lmao

CJTurtle · 04-01-2005, 11:02 AM

I thought i was the only one that did that. I take a bus around and boy the things you do see......The worst one i have come across was, This guys gets on the bus has all these papers and stuff puts it down all bummy looking and starts picking his nose. I wanted to get off the bus more then you could imagine.

**ndn_butterfly** · 04-04-2005, 12:49 PM

yeah I'd most definitely be grossed out of I seen someone picking their nose on the bus for everyone to see. The thing I really have a problem with though, are psycho's (and for that matter another ndn) telling a white guy that's he's gonna shoot me *L*..its not a funny matter but yeah.

**AngelFeather** · 04-04-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CJTurtle

I thought i was the only one that did that. I take a bus around and boy the things you do see......The worst one i have come across was, This guys gets on the bus has all these papers and stuff puts it down all bummy looking and starts picking his nose. I wanted to get off the bus more then you could imagine.

Hahaha Whew... okay good Im not the ONLY one...
when i use to live in the city.. when i got bored and hubby was at work I would take a bus ride... get a transfer and get on all the different buses... and yup alot of weird thing happen...I saw a couple having sex on the bus... I was Like OMG!!!

and a guy with terettes (Sp) syndrome... that was interesting... I do feel for these people but holay cow... talk bout the things that come out of thier mouths... and talk about makin me jump... LMAO I couldnt wait to get off that bus..
what i always wondered... IS why is that that they Swear when they have such outbursts? this guy was cussin and yelling... young kids were laughing at him... I can see why tho they didnt understand what was wrng with him, thought he ws just sum craxy guy... i had to chuckle a little bit too.. cause this old lady walks on the bus sweet lil thing... and the guy just started cussing her out... she just kinda looked at him and the bus driver... sat down watched him a bit then said to the person next to her.. "Poor thing"

CJTurtle · 04-04-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ndn_butterfly

yeah I'd most definitely be grossed out of I seen someone picking their nose on the bus for everyone to see. The thing I really have a problem with though, are psycho's (and for that matter another ndn) telling a white guy that's he's gonna shoot me *L*..its not a funny matter but yeah.

I agree with ya. Its not a very funny matter. I really don't like taking buses but when you have too. Just like anything have to be carefull there are so many freaks.(why i keep a cell phone eh LOL)

And for Angelfeather it sounds like you have been on alot of the same buses, expect i never had any one having sex but with one self.....and it was grossssss.....

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 04-04-2005, 01:59 PM

i wish the busses around here were a lil more interesting

**ndn_butterfly** · 04-04-2005, 03:55 PM

I really wish I had a car..
I've seen weird things on the bus too, but the Psycho with the gun takes the cake *L*

**billyjoejimbob** · 04-04-2005, 05:39 PM

Here is a Stupid person encounter.

July 31, 2004

I was at Willowbrook mall on saturday night. I stopped at the T-Mobile cell phone kiosk to find out if they could pull up information on a fraudulent account that someone openned in my name. (kids will usually help you out with vigilante stuff, they know not of the outcome of what they do) Well, he couldn't get any information.

That is just the intro as to why I am at a cell phone kiosk.

A lady of obvious latino or native american descent, she was quite tan skinned and attractive, came up with her cell phone and in PERFECT ENGLISH told the kid that she just moved from ALASKA and wanted to change her cell# to a local area code. MIND YOU NOW....SHE SAID THIS IN PERFECT ENGLISH...NO ACCENT WHATSOEVER.

The kid looked perplexed and mumbled some cell phone terminology and the woman again told her story IN PERFECT, UNACCENTED ENGLISH.

The kid says, now get this, hold onto your hats.....

"SO YOU WANT TO CHANGE IT TO AN AMERICAN NUMBER?"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I nearly fell down. There was a long pause, a few people looked up. One guy said, in a rather pissed off tone..."ALASKA IS AMERICA!"

In steps the second wave of stupidity......this kid has a Russian lady as a co-worker who obviously has had one too many BOTOX injections in her lips. She snaps out, "PUERTO RICO IS AMERICA TOO" In a matter of fact tone while looking like she just won her 8th grade geography-bee.

Now the kid is off the hook for his uneducated kiosk worker educatory display and tells the lady who speaks perfect english without an accent of any kind, rather sheepishly, that all she needs to do is dial 611 and they can do it for her right over the phone.

Ok, he is off the hook, he is stupid, proved it and paid his dues right there in the middle of a mall in front of a few proud americans...and alaska natives.

But no!

He says, "They even have a spanish line for you to talk to"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats it. Please off yourself and dont lower our gene pool anymore than it already is.

I quickly ended my conversation and walked away before had a stroke.

So if you are ever in the Willowbrook mall in Wayne, stop by the T-Mobile kiosk and see the kid and russian lady for yourselves. He is rather lightskinned with an acne problem. She has pumped up lips and a russian accent.

Tell them your from Hawaii!!!

Blackbear · 04-05-2005, 01:00 AM

HOw about I just let her know I'm from alaska and fake my best southern sounding accent? hehehe

lakota_mami303 · 04-05-2005, 01:16 AM

lmao see things like that remind me why im so happy i finally got a car and why i used to HATE taking the bus before i did....especially in denver! i have one...

This one time i think i was still in like 10th grade or sumthin but there was this one guy, u could tell he was kinda off, but ne wayz there was alot of kids on the bus at that time cuz skool jus got out and they get packed. ne wayz i was sittin there watchin this guy and u kno jus smiled at him 2 be nice and after that i regretted it lol...i was sittin there when i happened to glance over at him again and he was lookin at me all wierd...so i jus looked away...well i glanced over again lol...and he was makin this nasty *** gestures towards guys on the bus..i kant even explain in words wat he was doin...lol cuz he was doin it with his hands. but ne wayz i was all freeked out and went home and told my sister wat happened.
Well a few months later me n my sis were goin 2 skool and i seen that same guy on the bus. so 2 my sister i go "member that one guy i told u about" and she was like yea so we both jus kinda looked over real fast...well we looked over again and that guy musta hurd me or sumthin cuz he was starin! and well he was doin that he was sittin there flippin tha bird at us and jus lookin at us all krazy lol...everyone was jus like wtf. but it was krazy lmao...i got sum more frum my ol' bus dayz but i think that'll be it for now

bushy_braids · 04-13-2005, 12:20 PM

i amazed every day at what i see!

#2: pick & flick
as i was waiting for my first train the lil' old lady who i regularly see riding the same train comes down the escalator and stands RIGHT in front of me (totally invading personal space) and begins to pick her nose... exuse me - i mean DIG for some nuggets! she was ALL up in her nose, for a good while too... until she finally digs it out, balls it up, lifts up her glasses, examines it and FLICKS it...
totally appauled and disgusted, i walk a couple feet away, still waiting for the train... and what does she do!? walks RIGHT in front of me again and proceeds to continue picking...
man i was totally sickened by this cause she had the nerve to pick and flick AGAIN! thankfully the train finally came cause i was completely grossed out.

now see... this is exactly why i do not touch ANYTHING on the train, no hand rails - nothin'.... YUCK!

03-31-2005, 06:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
bushy_braids cool...calm...collected Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: da CROW wide world Posts: 1,175	strange encounters: weirdo of the day i have a 45 min. train ride into work everyday and see some of the WEIRDEST folks that wander this earth. if i'm not takin' a snooze while riding the train, then i am busy people watching - one of my favorite things to do. in a day's commute i encounter so many strange occurances (sp?) that i've decided to dedicate a thread to the weirdo of the day! #1: wigged out on this particular morning's commute weirdo of the day rushed on the train, scouted out HIS seat, threw HIS bags down, crossed HIS legs and flipped HIS hair. what normal dude acts like this? so i proceed to examine him toe to head, and he looks like fairly normal, like he could be someone's dad... until i reached the top... could you believe that he was wearing a fire red, bob hair cut styled, WOMAN'S WIG!?!? it was BLATANTLY obvious this dude was wearing a wig and for what reason... i do not know! (dont' think i want to either) but he was sure flippin' it around like it was his! now i wasn't the only one raising my brow at this one... but who goes out wearing a woman's wig!?!? stay tuned... __________________ "i don't like to walk fast man - i like to strut!"

03-31-2005, 08:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
ndn_butterfly Ba©k Iñ ƒù££ Eƒƒek† Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: My Snags Teepee Posts: 3,317	I have a 30 min bus ride to school.. On my way to school today (which wasn't too long ago)..this dude gets on the bus and sits behind me, next to a white dude. The dude who got on the bus was telling the guy "Oh you're cute, you look just like my ex..BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES" This guy begins to talk about being in and out of the Penn..then he kept asking that guy "Have you ever seen someone hijack a bus before....Because i'll do it" THEN he starts talking about shooting up the bus and was all "I have a gun, do you wanna see it, I'll shoot this person in front of us (me)"..Fu** was I ever scared L I wanted to get off the bus so bad..to top it off..the dude was a skin __________________ (¯`·._)Ït §Mê££$ £¡kë ®åíñßÕw§ (¯`·._)

03-31-2005, 09:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
oneidagirl22 SmOkE DaNcEr Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 140	WeIrDoS!!! other day i didnt hafta go in rite away 2 skool since they're having this testing juniors dont hafta take. my best friend & i went ovr 2 a lil convenience store. we were standing there palyin w/the hair weaves goofin round lyk teen gurls do. this old guy says 2 us, "Oh excuse me, dont wanna bump into u gurls, i hav mad cow disease." She practically ran round tha corner. We couldnt stop laffin our butts off. honestly, who goes round sayin that. there r sum reel strange ppl out there. lmao

04-01-2005, 11:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
CJTurtle Woman's Fancy Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Colorado Posts: 186	I thought i was the only one that did that. I take a bus around and boy the things you do see......The worst one i have come across was, This guys gets on the bus has all these papers and stuff puts it down all bummy looking and starts picking his nose. I wanted to get off the bus more then you could imagine. __________________ The heart can only smile when your listening to it

04-04-2005, 12:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
ndn_butterfly Ba©k Iñ ƒù££ Eƒƒek† Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: My Snags Teepee Posts: 3,317	yeah I'd most definitely be grossed out of I seen someone picking their nose on the bus for everyone to see. The thing I really have a problem with though, are psycho's (and for that matter another ndn) telling a white guy that's he's gonna shoot me L..its not a funny matter but yeah. __________________ (¯`·._)Ït §Mê££$ £¡kë ®åíñßÕw§ (¯`·._)

04-04-2005, 01:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,371 Blog Entries: 1	i wish the busses around here were a lil more interesting __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

04-04-2005, 03:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
ndn_butterfly Ba©k Iñ ƒù££ Eƒƒek† Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: My Snags Teepee Posts: 3,317	I really wish I had a car.. I've seen weird things on the bus too, but the Psycho with the gun takes the cake L __________________ (¯`·._)Ït §Mê££$ £¡kë ®åíñßÕw§ (¯`·._)

04-04-2005, 05:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
billyjoejimbob Fat Singer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: white guy land Posts: 1,525	Here is a Stupid person encounter. July 31, 2004 I was at Willowbrook mall on saturday night. I stopped at the T-Mobile cell phone kiosk to find out if they could pull up information on a fraudulent account that someone openned in my name. (kids will usually help you out with vigilante stuff, they know not of the outcome of what they do) Well, he couldn't get any information. That is just the intro as to why I am at a cell phone kiosk. A lady of obvious latino or native american descent, she was quite tan skinned and attractive, came up with her cell phone and in PERFECT ENGLISH told the kid that she just moved from ALASKA and wanted to change her cell# to a local area code. MIND YOU NOW....SHE SAID THIS IN PERFECT ENGLISH...NO ACCENT WHATSOEVER. The kid looked perplexed and mumbled some cell phone terminology and the woman again told her story IN PERFECT, UNACCENTED ENGLISH. The kid says, now get this, hold onto your hats..... "SO YOU WANT TO CHANGE IT TO AN AMERICAN NUMBER?" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! I nearly fell down. There was a long pause, a few people looked up. One guy said, in a rather pissed off tone..."ALASKA IS AMERICA!" In steps the second wave of stupidity......this kid has a Russian lady as a co-worker who obviously has had one too many BOTOX injections in her lips. She snaps out, "PUERTO RICO IS AMERICA TOO" In a matter of fact tone while looking like she just won her 8th grade geography-bee. Now the kid is off the hook for his uneducated kiosk worker educatory display and tells the lady who speaks perfect english without an accent of any kind, rather sheepishly, that all she needs to do is dial 611 and they can do it for her right over the phone. Ok, he is off the hook, he is stupid, proved it and paid his dues right there in the middle of a mall in front of a few proud americans...and alaska natives. But no! He says, "They even have a spanish line for you to talk to" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats it. Please off yourself and dont lower our gene pool anymore than it already is. I quickly ended my conversation and walked away before had a stroke. So if you are ever in the Willowbrook mall in Wayne, stop by the T-Mobile kiosk and see the kid and russian lady for yourselves. He is rather lightskinned with an acne problem. She has pumped up lips and a russian accent. Tell them your from Hawaii!!!

04-05-2005, 01:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Blackbear Space Cowboy Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Alaska Posts: 9,618	HOw about I just let her know I'm from alaska and fake my best southern sounding accent? hehehe __________________ Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.

04-05-2005, 01:16 AM	#12 (permalink)
lakota_mami303 303 tHaS hOw iT bE! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: D-town, Colorado Posts: 242	lmao see things like that remind me why im so happy i finally got a car and why i used to HATE taking the bus before i did....especially in denver! i have one... This one time i think i was still in like 10th grade or sumthin but there was this one guy, u could tell he was kinda off, but ne wayz there was alot of kids on the bus at that time cuz skool jus got out and they get packed. ne wayz i was sittin there watchin this guy and u kno jus smiled at him 2 be nice and after that i regretted it lol...i was sittin there when i happened to glance over at him again and he was lookin at me all wierd...so i jus looked away...well i glanced over again lol...and he was makin this nasty *** gestures towards guys on the bus..i kant even explain in words wat he was doin...lol cuz he was doin it with his hands. but ne wayz i was all freeked out and went home and told my sister wat happened. Well a few months later me n my sis were goin 2 skool and i seen that same guy on the bus. so 2 my sister i go "member that one guy i told u about" and she was like yea so we both jus kinda looked over real fast...well we looked over again and that guy musta hurd me or sumthin cuz he was starin! and well he was doin that he was sittin there flippin tha bird at us and jus lookin at us all krazy lol...everyone was jus like wtf. but it was krazy lmao...i got sum more frum my ol' bus dayz but i think that'll be it for now __________________ ~iF u dOnT kNo BaBy nOw u kNo.....bOy i KaN dO tHaT~

04-13-2005, 12:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
bushy_braids cool...calm...collected Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: da CROW wide world Posts: 1,175	i amazed every day at what i see! #2: pick & flick as i was waiting for my first train the lil' old lady who i regularly see riding the same train comes down the escalator and stands RIGHT in front of me (totally invading personal space) and begins to pick her nose... exuse me - i mean DIG for some nuggets! she was ALL up in her nose, for a good while too... until she finally digs it out, balls it up, lifts up her glasses, examines it and FLICKS it... totally appauled and disgusted, i walk a couple feet away, still waiting for the train... and what does she do!? walks RIGHT in front of me again and proceeds to continue picking... man i was totally sickened by this cause she had the nerve to pick and flick AGAIN! thankfully the train finally came cause i was completely grossed out. now see... this is exactly why i do not touch ANYTHING on the train, no hand rails - nothin'.... YUCK! __________________ "i don't like to walk fast man - i like to strut!"