10-27-2004, 01:17 PM
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Some advice for you ladies... oh yeah and for you gents too....
Ladies... unless you want your man's honest, unbiased opinion on the outfit youre wearing... dont ask him. I'm not talking about whether or not a shirt makes you look fat or some pants make your hips look big... I'm talking about color coordination. You have to realize that men live by a whole different color code/dress code than women... what we think looks good together may be completely different from what you think looks good together. And that's because we cant get away with wearing the crazy clothing combos that you ladies can get away with. So when you come out the bedroom with a blue shirt on, some yellow striped pants, and polka dotted shoes... dont expect to get raving reviews from us. I mean if you have to ask us if something looks good together... chances are we're gonna say they dont. And if you do happen to make the mistake of asking us what we think about your outfit and we tell you exactly what we think, dont get mad. We're just trying to save you the embarrassment of wearing something that our colorcode/dress code defines as "unusual".
Fellas... unless your woman EXPLICITLY asks you how her outfit looks (i.e. "Baby, how does this outfit look?")... keep your mouth closed. Shut the hell up! Even though you may think she looks like a clown... in her mind, she looks perfect... and you dont want to do or say anything to rock her world. In the case that she does ask you and you know that youre gonna have a difference of opinion, you gotta think quick... start coughing like youre choking on something, pretend like you left something in the car that you need to get out really quick, suddenly sprint to the bathroom like you just came down with the runs or something. Do something... do anything... as long as you can prevent yourself from answering that question. If youve done all you can and you cant avoid the question anymore, that's when you give the "quasi-approval" and flip the question on her... look at her for a second like youre actually analyzing her outfit and say "I think it looks pretty nice... how do you think it looks?" That's when she'll start pointing out exactly what she likes and doesnt like... to which you unequivocally agree with everything she says. If what she points out causes you to have to renege on your initial statement about the outfit ("I think it looks nice...") make sure you use phrases like these to C.Y.A... "Oh yeah now that you pointed that out...." or "Oh now that I look closer...". These type of phrases are key. At this point youre in the clear and you may have even earned yourself a "coupon".
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10-27-2004, 02:08 PM
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Or just tell her flat out " Look I married you because you had a job, you could cook and you look like you could give me some healthy kids, it wasn't because of how you dressed!".........LOL!!
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10-27-2004, 02:12 PM
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lmao... i havent heard that in a min... clip!the c. coupon... hahaha
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10-27-2004, 02:15 PM
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10-27-2004, 02:17 PM
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My boyfriend told me a long time age that if I ever asked him if my azz looks fat in something he would say oh yeah no matter what so not to ever ask. He does not want any part of answering and paying the price.
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10-27-2004, 04:40 PM
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1) alot of guys are color blind--and even the ones that aren't...well...nuff said...
2) I never ask someone 'how do I look?' Didn't when I was married, don't now. I just tune in to what response, if any, I get when they 'see' me for the first time and go from there...
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man that chick is trippy.
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10-27-2004, 06:34 PM
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LMAO I dont think any woman in her right mind would give raving reviwes fer that 1 either .. LMAO.. but I think your point is well said ..LOL... I never ask hubby fer his input to my dress fer goodness sakes he still wears his socks up to his knees in the summer with his shorts ( its an old basketball thing..).. rofl Instead of me saying anything , I just let my kids do the talking, or give him the eye o0 lol, he usually gets the hint...then grumbles and changes..lol |
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10-27-2004, 07:15 PM
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