Driver: 'Arrest me, I'm drunk'

Smokin' Ace · 08-12-2004, 10:28 AM

****You'll NEVER see a Native doing this......

Driver: 'Arrest me, I'm drunk'

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- In this story, it was the drunk driver who pulled over the police officer.

"He pulled up behind me, rolled down the passenger side window and said he was looking for a police officer to arrest him," Ian McCollin, chief of police in Vernon, Vermont, said in an interview on Wednesday. "When I asked him why, he replied 'I'm drunk."'

To make matters worse, the drunk driver was operating on a suspended license, which was taken away after a previous drunk driving charge, McCollin said.

Bryan Condo, 28, was driving on a quiet Vermont road at night when he asked McCollin to take him in. Since drivers rarely pull over police cruisers, a cautious McCollin called a colleague for backup with an amused "You won't believe this one."

"I was a little concerned but I also wanted him to hear the story too," he said. "I was afraid they'd think I was senile or losing my mind."

Police discovered Condo, a resident of North Pownal in Western Vermont, was four times over the legal limit and charged him with driving under the influence as well as driving without a license.

Condo was released hours after his arrest and will be arraigned on August 17. He could not be reached for comment.

"This guy was hilarious," McCollin said. "And he was very cooperative and polite, unlike your average drunk driver."

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buckskin pantyhose · 08-12-2004, 11:12 AM

Thats like sayin "I'm full....have my ndn taco!" as if!!!!

I bet he just didnt want to go home to his wife....a peaceful nights stay in a drunk tank is far more appealing than a screaming wife w/a fryin pan as an asprin.

WhoMe · 08-12-2004, 11:40 AM

I wonder if this guy is related to the following story . . .

__

One Friday night, after the Gathering of Nations had ended for the evening, an Indian guy was in a hurry to get to Midnight Rodeo - a popular Indian afterhours hangout in Albuquerque.

As he was headed north on 1-35 in his pickup truck, a jet-black mercedes swerved in front of him, causing him to crash into the mercedes tail end.

They both pull over.

Immediately a beautiful blonde white lady jumps out of her mercedes, finishes up a frantic conversation on her cell phone, hangs up and pleads with the Indian guy not to worry about running into her because she does not want her husband to find out it was her fault.

"Well," says the Indian, "are you sure?"

The white woman reassured him with, "Absolutely. And to show my gratitude, I want to open a bottle of wine and share it with you."

The Indian said, "Well, if you are absolutely sure. . . then I'll happy to share some of your wine with you."

The rich white lady opens the wine and pours the Indian a drink, and then another, then another and hands the bottle of wine to the Indian.

The Indian asks, "aren't you going to have any?"

"OH, no thank you," says the white woman.

About that time, a New Mexico Highway Patrolman pulls over and sees the Indian holding the nearly empty wine bottle.

The white woman immediately walks over to the officer and says . . .

"See officer, I told you he was drinking!"

Smokin' Ace · 08-12-2004, 11:58 AM

**nt_inuk** · 08-18-2004, 03:09 PM

OMG at Smokin' Ace's story
and then
lmebo at WhoMe's story ... lol

**little wolf** · 08-22-2004, 08:49 AM

Drunk driver pulling over the police was hilarious!!!! The blonde now thats hard to believe that she was actually smart enough to do that. I wonder if she was a true blonde at all! lol

Pony · 08-23-2004, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin' Ace

****You'll NEVER see a Native doing this......

Driver: 'Arrest me, I'm drunk'

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- In this story, it was the drunk driver who pulled over the police officer.

"He pulled up behind me, rolled down the passenger side window and said he was looking for a police officer to arrest him," Ian McCollin, chief of police in Vernon, Vermont, said in an interview on Wednesday. "When I asked him why, he replied 'I'm drunk."'

To make matters worse, the drunk driver was operating on a suspended license, which was taken away after a previous drunk driving charge, McCollin said.

Bryan Condo, 28, was driving on a quiet Vermont road at night when he asked McCollin to take him in. Since drivers rarely pull over police cruisers, a cautious McCollin called a colleague for backup with an amused "You won't believe this one."

"I was a little concerned but I also wanted him to hear the story too," he said. "I was afraid they'd think I was senile or losing my mind."

Police discovered Condo, a resident of North Pownal in Western Vermont, was four times over the legal limit and charged him with driving under the influence as well as driving without a license.

Condo was released hours after his arrest and will be arraigned on August 17. He could not be reached for comment.

"This guy was hilarious," McCollin said. "And he was very cooperative and polite, unlike your average drunk driver."

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now that's funny....

08-12-2004, 10:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Smokin' Ace Arena Director Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: United States Posts: 4,110	Driver: 'Arrest me, I'm drunk' ****You'll NEVER see a Native doing this...... Driver: 'Arrest me, I'm drunk' BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- In this story, it was the drunk driver who pulled over the police officer. "He pulled up behind me, rolled down the passenger side window and said he was looking for a police officer to arrest him," Ian McCollin, chief of police in Vernon, Vermont, said in an interview on Wednesday. "When I asked him why, he replied 'I'm drunk."' To make matters worse, the drunk driver was operating on a suspended license, which was taken away after a previous drunk driving charge, McCollin said. Bryan Condo, 28, was driving on a quiet Vermont road at night when he asked McCollin to take him in. Since drivers rarely pull over police cruisers, a cautious McCollin called a colleague for backup with an amused "You won't believe this one." "I was a little concerned but I also wanted him to hear the story too," he said. "I was afraid they'd think I was senile or losing my mind." Police discovered Condo, a resident of North Pownal in Western Vermont, was four times over the legal limit and charged him with driving under the influence as well as driving without a license. Condo was released hours after his arrest and will be arraigned on August 17. He could not be reached for comment. "This guy was hilarious," McCollin said. "And he was very cooperative and polite, unlike your average drunk driver." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2004 Reuters. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Find this article at: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast...eut/index.html __________________ Everything is gonna be alright! Be blessed - got love??? This b me..... www.myspace.com/akayo

08-12-2004, 11:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
buckskin pantyhose Bux Back At'cha! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: 3rd Rock from the Sun Posts: 975	Thats like sayin "I'm full....have my ndn taco!" as if!!!! I bet he just didnt want to go home to his wife....a peaceful nights stay in a drunk tank is far more appealing than a screaming wife w/a fryin pan as an asprin. __________________ *BE EASY*

08-12-2004, 11:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
WhoMe PauWau Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Land of 370 Broken Treaties Posts: 5,555	I wonder if this guy is related to the following story . . . __ One Friday night, after the Gathering of Nations had ended for the evening, an Indian guy was in a hurry to get to Midnight Rodeo - a popular Indian afterhours hangout in Albuquerque. As he was headed north on 1-35 in his pickup truck, a jet-black mercedes swerved in front of him, causing him to crash into the mercedes tail end. They both pull over. Immediately a beautiful blonde white lady jumps out of her mercedes, finishes up a frantic conversation on her cell phone, hangs up and pleads with the Indian guy not to worry about running into her because she does not want her husband to find out it was her fault. "Well," says the Indian, "are you sure?" The white woman reassured him with, "Absolutely. And to show my gratitude, I want to open a bottle of wine and share it with you." The Indian said, "Well, if you are absolutely sure. . . then I'll happy to share some of your wine with you." The rich white lady opens the wine and pours the Indian a drink, and then another, then another and hands the bottle of wine to the Indian. The Indian asks, "aren't you going to have any?" "OH, no thank you," says the white woman. About that time, a New Mexico Highway Patrolman pulls over and sees the Indian holding the nearly empty wine bottle. The white woman immediately walks over to the officer and says . . . "See officer, I told you he was drinking!" __________________ "Today, recognizing and respecting the origins of powwow aids in our Cultural Survival. If enough people break the rules because they are not satisfied...."We will have no culture." WhoMe

08-12-2004, 11:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Smokin' Ace Arena Director Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: United States Posts: 4,110	__________________ Everything is gonna be alright! Be blessed - got love??? This b me..... www.myspace.com/akayo

08-18-2004, 03:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	OMG at Smokin' Ace's story and then lmebo at WhoMe's story ... lol __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

08-22-2004, 08:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Drunk driver pulling over the police was hilarious!!!! The blonde now thats hard to believe that she was actually smart enough to do that. I wonder if she was a true blonde at all! lol __________________

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