06-10-2004, 12:35 AM
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Funny Fortune Cookies
So I ate at a chinees resturant for dinner. I got the funniest fortune it said " Stop procrastinating, starting tomro"
Well it may not sound all that funny, but my father has always told me that tomro never comes. Therefore, in essence the fortune cookie told me to "never stop procrastinating!"
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