05-23-2004, 06:49 PM
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Literally: OMG!
NO NEWS STORY CAN EVER TOP THIS ONE:
Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture by Elroy Willis ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus. "She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28- year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
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where did this story come from?
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05-23-2004, 07:16 PM
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That is too psycho - must be in the air....;)
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05-23-2004, 08:50 PM
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it got sent to me in email... I'll research a little and see if I can come up with some verification
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05-23-2004, 08:52 PM
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Ok this story is false LOL.. it was tongue in cheek story for a fake newspaper that got circulated and along the way the not real indicators were dropped.. but here's a link to where I think it said it originally came from http://web2.iadfw.net/~elo/news/
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05-24-2004, 01:39 AM
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haha....
let me tell ya, i live in the bible belt! with all sorts of "good" christian people. they stand on street corners and yell stuff like "fags= death." (geez i love those who are so pure that they can cast that first stone) so i am used to crazed "jesus freaks" In fact i remember my bible beating days. (yes, i used to have them) i actally thought it was a true story when i got the email. but good to knowit was a fake story. call me gullible.
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That is the funnies s*** I read all day! I was begining to wonder if that woman was "on something" or was delusional..|
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