Aaron

DON BURNSTICK JOKES....>
YOU MIGHT BE A REDSKIN (NDN) IF YOU>
you have blankets for curtains...
your dogs look like their going on a hunger strike...
you have more than 5 cars and only one of them works...and thats only in the summer, because in the winter, its too cold for it to start up....lol
you use ketchup and water to fill your bingo dabber...
you use a close hanger for a car antenna...
your cars only alarm is the sound of it opening up a mile away and the hunger struck dog inside....
you can fit 16 indians in a ford pickup or a honda...
you go swimming in your underwear...
you go to AA meetings just for coffee...
you hide your money in your sock, dont hide it in your bra, it'll be found anyway
you go to KFC to celebrate thanksgiving
you use your sons hockey bag for a bingo bag
you bank at the money mart
you ever skinned road kill.... "oh look at that deer...oh....uh...we'll come back when its dark...." LOL
you ever shot a deer or a moose inside your house "hey.... what is that......honey, bring me my .22!!!"
the most violent day in your community is election day..."WHYD YOU VOTE FOR HIM? HE'S NOT EVEN YOUR COUSIN!!!"
the most confusing day in your community is fathers day...
you can properly execute the red river gig with rubber boots on....
if you carry a five gallon jug and a cut up garden hose in the trunk of your car...
if you try to make dry meat out of balony...
if your pocket knife has ever been display as "exhibit A your honor"
you use your probation officer as a reference...
if your screen door has no screen on it...
if people can hear your car long before they can see it...
you been kicked out of several rehab centers for snagging...
you met your current spouse in a AA rehab...
your toolbox consists of duck tape and a butterknife...

ah...yeah im a actor....I'm doing a sequel to "indian in the cupboard" its called "indian in the bingo hall" and...i was on that soap opera "those all my children"

one day i was walking and i saw my friend angus huffing and puffing, exhausted by something so i went up to her and asked "angus, whats wrong?" she said huffing "i just got kicked out of that restaurant there!"
"why what happened?"
"i ... was just..eating my food, ya know?! "
"yeh...."
"then that waitress came up and asked 'do you want some bacon bits?'
"..?..."
"she called me a bits! no one calls me a bits, so i gave her a licken!'"

Dancin by the bay

Gave her a lickin!

:D









Good one aaron.

Aaron

you dont mean what i think you mean? if so, thats not what he means...as in BEAT UP lol