Important!!use This At Your Next Pow Wow On A Whitey!!

eagleshield01 · 09-09-2003, 09:22 PM

To A White Person Upon First Meeting:

10. How much white are you?

9. I'm part white myself, you know.

8. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts.

7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white-Canadian princess.

6. Funny, you don't look white.

5. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?

4. Do you live in a covered wagon?

3. What's the meaning behind the square dance?

2. What's your feeling about river-boat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a
short-term fix?

1. Oh wow! I really love your hair! Can I touch it?

~danielle~ · 09-09-2003, 09:30 PM

:clap:

I'm gonna have to try a couple of those.

Add this one too.
Can my son/daughter have their picture taken with you?

**traci_m** · 09-09-2003, 09:41 PM

:rofl2:

**Miss_Nish** · 09-09-2003, 10:00 PM

:Thinking :Thinking :Thinking

Yeah... why do non-nish.. always wanna take pics with you???

I remember once in Detroit.. this couple asked me if they could snap a pic of me... they were all amazed that we were ndnz. lol... even at the last pow wow... holee... ya shoulda seen the flashes... I felt like movie star.. ayee.. they were asking my sisters and I... "could I take picture with you?"... Then.. 5-6 other people would come along... with their cameras... Meanwhile... I'm tryna check out which grassdancers or fancy dancers were all there.... but these folks weren't lettin' us walk around... :Naughty :Naughty

sarah_sarah_sarah · 09-09-2003, 10:43 PM

uuuukay

**eyesrbrown4areason** · 09-09-2003, 11:34 PM

**billyjoejimbob** · 09-10-2003, 08:06 AM

NICE!!!

Meet me online at www.Polkas.com :Chatter

ojibway_jingle · 09-10-2003, 09:53 AM

LOL.......I like those eagleshield. At our powwow we put Native North American dancers only and native traders/craftspeople only. So we dont have any wannabees trying to dance around our dance area. Its all indian ;)

**eyesrbrown4areason** · 09-10-2003, 10:03 AM

So, are you going to put on your pilgrim costume before the dance starts???????:devil

wannabeUrNo1Snag · 09-10-2003, 10:28 AM

this one time @ budd lake powwow me n this creek dude wuz talkin...then some lil white boy came over n asked my bud if he could sign his rabbit fur?? :Chatter ....maybe we really are like the movie stars?? lol...but my bud said no..he didn't know how to write lol..poor kid

Pony · 09-10-2003, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Miss_Nishnab
:Thinking :Thinking :Thinking

Yeah... why do non-nish.. always wanna take pics with you???

I remember once in Detroit.. this couple asked me if they could snap a pic of me... they were all amazed that we were ndnz. lol... even at the last pow wow... holee... ya shoulda seen the flashes... I felt like movie star.. ayee.. they were asking my sisters and I... "could I take picture with you?"... Then.. 5-6 other people would come along... with their cameras... Meanwhile... I'm tryna check out which grassdancers or fancy dancers were all there.... but these folks weren't lettin' us walk around... :Naughty :Naughty

In Scotland the American tourists were getting everyone to take their picture with guys in their kilts..like some novelty act..

One_Chey_Ojib · 09-10-2003, 06:51 PM

:mocking: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

those are good ones.....I'm gonna have to remember those

~danielle~ · 09-10-2003, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wannabeUrNo1Snag
this one time @ budd lake powwow me n this creek dude wuz talkin...then some lil white boy came over n asked my bud if he could sign his rabbit fur?? :Chatter ....maybe we really are like the movie stars?? lol...but my bud said no..he didn't know how to write lol..poor kid

OMG, I would've signed it just for laughs!

09-09-2003, 09:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
eagleshield01 Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: GREENVILLE, SC Posts: 70	Important!!use This At Your Next Pow Wow On A Whitey!! To A White Person Upon First Meeting: 10. How much white are you? 9. I'm part white myself, you know. 8. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts. 7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white-Canadian princess. 6. Funny, you don't look white. 5. Where's your powdered wig and knickers? 4. Do you live in a covered wagon? 3. What's the meaning behind the square dance? 2. What's your feeling about river-boat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a short-term fix? 1. Oh wow! I really love your hair! Can I touch it?

09-09-2003, 10:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
Miss_Nish PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Anishnabe Akii Posts: 1,022	:Thinking :Thinking :Thinking Yeah... why do non-nish.. always wanna take pics with you??? I remember once in Detroit.. this couple asked me if they could snap a pic of me... they were all amazed that we were ndnz. lol... even at the last pow wow... holee... ya shoulda seen the flashes... I felt like movie star.. ayee.. they were asking my sisters and I... "could I take picture with you?"... Then.. 5-6 other people would come along... with their cameras... Meanwhile... I'm tryna check out which grassdancers or fancy dancers were all there.... but these folks weren't lettin' us walk around... :Naughty :Naughty __________________ ~* Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to *~

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wannabeUrNo1Snag is a talking Magpie Join Date: May 2003 Location: the state where disaster strikes every couple yrs Posts: 658	this one time @ budd lake powwow me n this creek dude wuz talkin...then some lil white boy came over n asked my bud if he could sign his rabbit fur?? :Chatter ....maybe we really are like the movie stars?? lol...but my bud said no..he didn't know how to write lol..poor kid __________________ "would u like to lick the frybread greaze off of my lippz??" check out - http://www.iGive.com/porcupineclinic

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~danielle~ Teen Dancer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mt. Plez Posts: 489	:clap: I'm gonna have to try a couple of those. Add this one too. Can my son/daughter have their picture taken with you?

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ojibway_jingle Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 87	LOL.......I like those eagleshield. At our powwow we put Native North American dancers only and native traders/craftspeople only. So we dont have any wannabees trying to dance around our dance area. Its all indian ;)

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One_Chey_Ojib Shawler 4 life Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 4 me 2 know & u 2 find out Posts: 87	:mocking: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: those are good ones.....I'm gonna have to remember those