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After changing the "windshield wiper blades" on my car, it started to rain. Running inside the house, I
noticed a strange odor, whatever it was smelled horrible. I got out a can of "air freshener" and started
spraying the whole house.
In my attempt to rid the house of the odor, I accidently sprayed the lamp and shorted out the "light bulb". While tossing the bulb away, the dogs jumped on me, pushing me against a large bag of "dog food", that they had gotten into, causing the odor in the house.
It just wasn't my day, so after feeding the dogs and putting them in the garage, I helped myself to a cup of hot chocolate with a big helping of "marshmallows".