It was a dark and stormy night. I went to the cupboard to grab a can of soup, and realized that I had bought
dog food by mistake. It was just about all I had, so I fried it up. I had to disguise the odor of it frying with nearly a whole can of
air freshener. I found a bag of
marshmallows on top of the refrigerator, next to an unopened package of
windshield wiper blades. I don't have a fireplace, so I roasted those puppies over the blazing hot
light bulb of my torchiere lamp. That was a dinner to remember!
